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[circumitus]

speakeasy/game room's a bit understaffed lately with the few losses we've had.

could use some extra hands if anyone wants to help out with either or both floors.

jobs including but not limited to:

- managing bar/game room
- bartending special drinks for philistines who have no idea what good taste is
- bouncers in case some motherfucker tries to wreck the place (going to need people capable of throwing someone out on their ass)
- music maybe?
- helping me distill the shit people drink here so you all dont dry out my supply

thats all thanks bye

[On that note, she'll just be attaching a handy signup form and... hope for the best.]

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[bloodbathing]

[ Maine certainly qualifies as capable of throwing people. But he's curious: ]

Payment?

[ ... Yeah, he's new. ]

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[circumitus]

you must be new here.

[She can tell.]

currency exchange is moot, so your payment at best is having a place around where you can get drunk.

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[prophesiedone]

I don't know much about drinks, but I can throw people out. [He is also a guard member? Ftw?]

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[murderpotato]

im good at like two things, drinkin and fightin shitheads

if youre that hard up for bouncers i can toss a bitch out for you

[It's basically what he did back home, anyway.]

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[blessedmaiden]

I always thought distillating alcohol was in part similar to alchemy, at least for the little I've seen, so I wouldn't mind offering a hand in that? But I'd need time to learn how to do it...

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[bloodbathing]

[ Getting drunk certainly has its appeal. Used to be that he'd binge drink every time he was on shore leave. Now? ... Well, it'd have more of an appeal if he weren't on alert and living in his armor. ]

Type of alcohol?

[circumitus]

good to hear youre hired.

[Or as "hired" as anyone can be when there's no such thing as money here.]

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[closerift]

I can help, at least around Guard work.

How many employees are you down to at present?

[circumitus]

not a top priority but theyre good to have on hand just in case.
cant be here all the time to throw anyone who might be acting like a shitheel out on their asses.

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[circumitus]

You know, it sort of is...

[Maybe not so much alchemy as it is chemistry, but po-tay-to/poh-tah-toe.]

Don't mind giving you some lessons you're up for it. It's really that hard; just takes a lot of patience.

[circumitus]

at present?

[Oh this is gonna be good.]

down to 3 damn people.
2 technically since one of them is usually just around to help out with the dance nights.

[blessedmaiden]

Wonderful!

[In her world those concepts kind of overlap and potions making is art so... in all honesty Rydia wouldn't be able to tell the difference]

Patience I have and I would certainly be happy to learn how to prepare something the others seems to enjoy. So, if you're really okay with teaching- count me in for helping with the distillating process.

[circumitus]

name it, we probably got it.
whiskey, bourbon, rum, vodka, gin.
even got some absinthe lying around.

[bloodbathing]

Distill all?

[circumitus]

[Potions, alchemy, chemistry... Rey's been around long enough to figure that the lines blur a bit.]

Done plenty of teaching for other things. Guess this won't be much different.

[This seems easier to train than basic wilderness survival.]

[circumitus]

[Wow, bro -- your sentences are almost more fragmented than her own. At least she speaks your minimalist language.]

yeah. one of the gods used to poof up her supply but not anymore.
have wine and beers too.

[closerift]

Well, you've got one in me. I can make a drink, at least, and commiserate. Is that something you need?

Still audio on her side because Rydia hates texting

[blessedmaiden]

[Oh, wilderness survival is her forte- as long as it's underground only. She... could help?

That sounds perfect. Now... do I need to compile that... attached thing? You know, to properly sign up?

audio is good because rey is camera shy.

[circumitus]

[Help is good. Help is great. Rey will take help.]

Ah, yeah. Would appreciate that. Makes it easier to keep track of people who come and go.

[Especially the ones that go. Sigh.]

[circumitus]

great, thanks. could use any and all help and that stuff works.
commiseration isnt really part of the job description but its nice.

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[blessedmaiden]

Okay, it will take me some time but I'll get it down.

[As hard as it can be for her to write on the phone she'll try her best]

So, uhm... let me know when avaiable?

[bloodbathing]

[ The next message comes after a short pause: ]

Can you teach?

[ Look at that! A full sentence! Granted, it's an extremely short one — but the fact that Maine bothered to type an entire sentence is significant. ]

[prophesiedone]

Thanks! I'll come by soon to iron out the details.

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[knifecollecting]

[Well...]

I can make drinks. I've worked at a few bars.

[circumitus]

have taught more complicated things than that, so yeah.