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[circumitus]

speakeasy/game room's a bit understaffed lately with the few losses we've had.

could use some extra hands if anyone wants to help out with either or both floors.

jobs including but not limited to:

- managing bar/game room
- bartending special drinks for philistines who have no idea what good taste is
- bouncers in case some motherfucker tries to wreck the place (going to need people capable of throwing someone out on their ass)
- music maybe?
- helping me distill the shit people drink here so you all dont dry out my supply

thats all thanks bye

[On that note, she'll just be attaching a handy signup form and... hope for the best.]

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[closerift]

I can help, at least around Guard work.

How many employees are you down to at present?

[circumitus]

at present?

[Oh this is gonna be good.]

down to 3 damn people.
2 technically since one of them is usually just around to help out with the dance nights.

[closerift]

Well, you've got one in me. I can make a drink, at least, and commiserate. Is that something you need?

[circumitus]

great, thanks. could use any and all help and that stuff works.
commiseration isnt really part of the job description but its nice.

[closerift]

Then I'll be there. Just let me know when you need the help.

I've actually got some stock of wine and things at the house that I no longer need if you want a bit more for the place.

[circumitus]

"no longer in need of" huh?

wont say no to more wine but just curious if youre going sober all of a sudden now or what.

[closerift]

Something like that. I'd like to be more usual, and not less so, now that I'm not able to fight as well as I did.

[circumitus]

[Oh.]

did something happen?

[Yeah, this is what she gets for not keeping up with people.]

[closerift]

Nothing important. Lost an arm. It wasn't a very good one, anyway.

[circumitus]

[Um.]

generally losing an arm is pretty fucking important. what the hell happened???

[closerift]

Long story short, an ancient elf-slash-god took it because it was killing me and that was his fault in the first place.