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[evocation]

hey so i'm looking for an update on that whole "find the tentacle monsters" quest everyone was talking about a few weeks ago
is there actually an official search party going on or what?
beyond accidentally running into them, i mean

oh, and with everyone's shit coming to life and attacking them, i'd like to remind people for the millionth time that i'm willing to teach magic
i'm good at the setting stuff on fire kind
if you want the less destructive stuff, go to harlan. neither of us are going to charge or anything
a spell won't try to randomly stab you like a knife apparently will here
i mean, unless you fuck up really bad

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[lovernotafighter]

ive seen porn with that story line. it wasnt bad.

mind teaching me? im already thinking of the ways i can fuck with wash and church if i can make fire appear

[evocation]

anything for you
except by law i have to tell you not to fuck with wash

[lovernotafighter]

yeah but by law i don't have to listen

[evocation]

that's true
at least i covered my ass
i can teach you more than fire spells, you know

[lovernotafighter]

got any that remove peoples clothes? because i am so interested

[evocation]

oh my god NO
don't be a creep

[lovernotafighter]

ok but when someones clothes are on fire or poisoned, youre going to WISH i knew that spell

[evocation]

how do you poison clothes, you nerd?

[lovernotafighter]

look if it was going to happen, it would happen here. killer plants or some shit. tell me im wrong

[evocation]

okay you're not wrong
but i'm still not gonna teach you how
what about an illusion spell?

[lovernotafighter]

i mean its not as badass but i can work with it