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hey so i'm looking for an update on that whole "find the tentacle monsters" quest everyone was talking about a few weeks ago
is there actually an official search party going on or what?
beyond accidentally running into them, i mean
oh, and with everyone's shit coming to life and attacking them, i'd like to remind people for the millionth time that i'm willing to teach magic
i'm good at the setting stuff on fire kind
if you want the less destructive stuff, go to harlan. neither of us are going to charge or anything
a spell won't try to randomly stab you like a knife apparently will here
i mean, unless you fuck up really bad
is there actually an official search party going on or what?
beyond accidentally running into them, i mean
oh, and with everyone's shit coming to life and attacking them, i'd like to remind people for the millionth time that i'm willing to teach magic
i'm good at the setting stuff on fire kind
if you want the less destructive stuff, go to harlan. neither of us are going to charge or anything
a spell won't try to randomly stab you like a knife apparently will here
i mean, unless you fuck up really bad
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it's awesome
and everyone says that, but where i'm from you can just learn it
seems to work okay here too
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what do you want to see?
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where i'm from, they're put into different classes
evocation, the kind i specialize in, is basically channeling energy to heal or create elemental effects or whatever
but some schools of magic are more subtle, like enchantment
that's basically charming people or manipulating them
like mind control stuff, you know?
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[ Welp, now Kyna may never get rid of her. ]
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also hey ty for the ad k.
ur good at shit besides setting shit on fire tho. dont sell urself short.
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idk what else to call them
squidwards?
ps if you want to feed my ego i'm listening
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sure tho. its better than tentacle monsters.
u know more spells than men. how bout that?
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and damn right i do
are you jealous?
LMFAO FUCK I JUST REALIZED MY TYPO IN MY PREV TAG HAHAHA
is this some updog shit?
dont fuckin punk me.
also wtf i was giving u a compliment.
I LOVE IT
you've never seen spongebob?
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you live under a rock
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that show came out when i was like 7
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thats like yesterday.
i was in hs.
wait that show came out when u were seven and u havent yet encountered anything else squid adjacent since then?
yeah ok. im the one who lives under a rock.
or under a pineapple? is that the thing?
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yes it's a pineapple
and idk i guess there's that squid game everyone was obsessed with?
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i dont know things kyna stop thinking i know things.
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follow you into danger every day right?
you're supposed to know things
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excuse me for not knowing about kids shows from the 90s and uh. wtf is candy crunch actually?
sounds like a cereal.
i know how to play the intro riff to crazy on u by heart. does that count?
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that sounds like some hocus pocus shit
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mind teaching me? im already thinking of the ways i can fuck with wash and church if i can make fire appear
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except by law i have to tell you not to fuck with wash
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at least i covered my ass
i can teach you more than fire spells, you know
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don't be a creep
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but i'm still not gonna teach you how
what about an illusion spell?
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Destructive stuff is good but how much other stuff do you know? I don't want to go to that other guy. He sounds like me it creeps me out.
Anyway wait I feel like everyone is ignoring the important thing here which is that the "find the tentacle monsters" plan is falling through. I figured that wash guy was on top of it since he brought it up? What's the plan?
[He asks, asking the same question Kyna just asked.]
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and yeah, i don't know
wash was trying to get people together, but that's like herding cats here
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Kept my keyboard running anyway. Thanks.
Do you have any actual leads on tracking the things down? Is there a spell for that?
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[He says it flatly, but he's teasing]
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i'm an expert and totally super safe
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