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[evocation]

hey so i'm looking for an update on that whole "find the tentacle monsters" quest everyone was talking about a few weeks ago
is there actually an official search party going on or what?
beyond accidentally running into them, i mean

oh, and with everyone's shit coming to life and attacking them, i'd like to remind people for the millionth time that i'm willing to teach magic
i'm good at the setting stuff on fire kind
if you want the less destructive stuff, go to harlan. neither of us are going to charge or anything
a spell won't try to randomly stab you like a knife apparently will here
i mean, unless you fuck up really bad

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[evocation]

you realize i like
follow you into danger every day right?
you're supposed to know things

[ghostlocked]

if spongebob was a demon and candy crunch was some bs faerie festival where theyre out kidnapping kids and shit then yeah i would know all abt that shit.
excuse me for not knowing about kids shows from the 90s and uh. wtf is candy crunch actually?
sounds like a cereal.
i know how to play the intro riff to crazy on u by heart. does that count?