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Aɢᴇɴᴛ Mᴀɪɴᴇ | ɐʇǝɯ ǝɥʇ ([personal profile] bloodbathing) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2019-02-26 10:27 pm

video & text;

[ The video shows a small iced-over pond far outside Hadriel's borders. There are large tracks scattered around — mammoth ones, judging by their size — as well as more recent human footprints.

Near a new hole in the ice stands Sal Fisher, proudly holding up a pair of ... fish? Probably fish. They're alien and pretty bizarre-looking, but Sal is holding them in a classic I Caught This pose. Gotta be fish.

The video ends. It's followed by a short text message: ]


Found fish. :)
sallyfaced: (I'd rather not talk about it)

[personal profile] sallyfaced 2019-02-27 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
why not??

[This is a totally genuine question.]
64th: (051)

[personal profile] 64th 2019-02-27 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
They could be poison. [ Duh, dude! ]
sallyfaced: (it's only a ghost)

[personal profile] sallyfaced 2019-02-27 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm sure there's a way to check and see if they're not
there's a whole bunch of science dudes here
well not "here" here but you know
64th: (022)

[personal profile] 64th 2019-02-27 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
That is true. This place makes you suspicious, though.

Plus those fish look really ugly.
sallyfaced: (you can't tell but im smiling for you)

[personal profile] sallyfaced 2019-02-27 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Pffft.]

if we grew up here i bet they'd look totally normal. maybe even cute.

[Is he being serious??? Who knows.]
64th: (my mother cried the day i was born)

[personal profile] 64th 2019-02-27 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
No one would ever find THAT cute. Maybe normal, but still kind of like a nightmare.

What do you think it tastes like?
sallyfaced: (no lunch meat please)

[personal profile] sallyfaced 2019-02-27 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
you're probably right lol

[Sal will be the embarrassing exception.]

i bet it tastes like chicken or beef or something completely opposite of fish. that's usually how it is, right?
64th: (055)

[personal profile] 64th 2019-02-27 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Honestly if it DID taste like fish I would be kind of worried.

Maybe it tastes like lamb.
[ now that she could get on board with. ]
sallyfaced: (huh that was weird)

[personal profile] sallyfaced 2019-02-27 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
i never had lamb before but i have to assume i'd be okay with that.

or maybe it doesn't even taste like meat. what happens if it tastes like a vegetable???
64th: (035)

[personal profile] 64th 2019-02-28 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
That would be disturbing.
sallyfaced: (are you high)

[personal profile] sallyfaced 2019-02-28 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
hah, it would fit the running theme of this place though
64th: (if i had a mic right now i'd drop it)

[personal profile] 64th 2019-02-28 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
True.

At least the fish didn't try to eat you. Right?

You will tell us if it tried to eat you?
sallyfaced: (okay now im smiling again)

[personal profile] sallyfaced 2019-02-28 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
haha it didn't try to eat us. and even if it did i guess we'd have it coming if we tried to catch them right?
64th: (welcome to the mafia)

[personal profile] 64th 2019-02-28 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
Hopefully it's fish family doesn't try to get revenge on you ;)
sallyfaced: (you can't tell but im smiling for you)

[personal profile] sallyfaced 2019-02-28 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
im prepared to deal with the consequences of my actions. v.v
64th: (It's afterhours; there's different rules)

[personal profile] 64th 2019-02-28 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
What an embarassing way to die, though.
sallyfaced: (okay now im smiling again)

[personal profile] sallyfaced 2019-02-28 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
what? getting eaten by the family of some weird alien looking fish who were out getting revenge for their fallen brethren? sounds badass to me
64th: (you'd make a decent prostitute)

[personal profile] 64th 2019-02-28 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
"How'd they die?"
"a fish bit them."

Not badass.
sallyfaced: (it's just one of those days)

[personal profile] sallyfaced 2019-02-28 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
well when you put it like THAT it sounds lame
64th: (you'd make a decent prostitute)

[personal profile] 64th 2019-02-28 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm honestly just looking out for you.

(no subject)

[personal profile] sallyfaced - 2019-02-28 20:05 (UTC) - Expand
64th: (if i had a mic right now i'd drop it)

[personal profile] 64th 2019-02-28 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ a little poison never hurt anyone!! ]

Yeah? How'd you cook it?
64th: (you'd make a decent prostitute)

[personal profile] 64th 2019-02-28 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
No seasonings, then?