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[ The audio feed is the first thing to come on, though that's just because Tina has her thumb over the camera, purposefully of course! She doesn't want to spoil the big reveal. ]

Ahem~!

[ She clears her throat first before putting on her dressy, fancy, English voice to address you all. ]

My fair lay~deez and genteel dudebros! Do not attempt to adjust your screens! This is NOT a test of the emergency broadcast system, this is the real thing yo!

[ A small shuffling sound can be heard as the talking pauses. Tina's getting herself into position you see! ]

Introducing! The most badassest! The mostest bodacious and bootylicious! Her 'splosions are to die for LITERALLY! You know her as the talented, tiny teen terroar that tries too hard to- kdahbpuh! OH FORGET IT BISHES! TA- DAH!!

[ Tina removes her thumb from the camera, finally letting you see her standing on top of a small pile of homemade, scrap mines ( most are just full or springs and glitter, she's not that crazy yo) Pressing the ignition button as the sparks fly and pink glitter explodes around her. It kinda fizzles out pretty quickly though... probably due to the humidity. She'll have to work the bugs out next time. ]

I'm back! Did y'all miss me? Huh huh huh!? Did'ja? I mean pfft it's obvs yoo did boo, an' it's totes obvs ya wanted lil old moi to come and help take down the nasty robot threat, 'cause I'm cool like dat gurl, you love me, it's all gud, I know.

[ Bouncing from foot to foot, staring at the camera with that crazy look of hers. Tiny Tina has, embarrassingly and surprisingly, been here for little under a month already... You've just not seen her as she's been in a comatose state. Partly due to the heat here and partly due to the excessive amounts of chocolate chip cookies she consumed prior to arrival. ]

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[ well, that was a lot. Cashmere looks a little... confused? concerned? like she's about to say something smart ass? ]

Are you... okay?

[ Tina is used to that kind of reaction! Though most people in Pandora, other than a small handful of Vault Hunter, don't really seem to concern themselves with her. ]

Oh-Hi! I'm good gurl, hows it hangin'? Actually I lie Le gasp!

[ She clasps her hands at her cheeks all dramatic-like. ]

All deez trees an' this groggy gross heat got me sweatin like a midget Psycho in Mad Moxxi Underdome Riots! Ya hear me!

[ W H A T.

Angus, who is probably the polar opposite of Tina in every way imaginable, is at a loss for words. It's been a long time since he's seen another kid around here, and Tina, well... she, uh, she makes one hell of a first impression! ]

S-so, uh... blowing up stuff is... your 'thing'?

[ Heck, it's been a long time since Tina saw another kid, period! they don't tend to last long in Pandora.

It's kinda nice to see a young face too though, the last time she was here there was only like, what, two other kids? And only one of them was nice to her! ]

Mhm! Dat's right boo! I'm prolly the mostest skilled in the 'splosion department if ya catch ma drift? In fact gurl, I put Tundra Express on the map!

[ She's pretty proud of herself, so have a little show-off twirl and magic girl hand sign! No, seriously, she's been deemed the Wolds most deadliest 13-year old on account of her genius when it comes to bombs, explosive devices and imaginative weapons... Even if she is a little unhinged. ]

[ World's Most Deadliest 13-year-old, meet World's Greatest (Boy) Detective!

That said, he is very, very confused. Why is he 'boo!' Is Tundra Express a smoking crater wherever Tina's from? ]

That's, um... good to know? If the robots come back, you'll have lots of stuff to blow up.

[ They could be an unstoppable force! If he was crazy enough to hang around with her, that is.

Oh, sugar sweet thang, don't let Tina's slang throw you off. Everyone is either Boo, Shawty or Gurl and if you're lucky, she'll call you all three at some point! ]

Robots? What robots? I call dibs for scrap parts boo!!

[ Ah yes, that's right. The Null hadn't yet shown up when Tina was last here. She doesn't remember them at all! Though, he makes a good point. If anyone is able to get rid of a bunch of them in one go, it's gonna be ya gurl Tina over here. ]

That's one way to make an entrance.

[He's not sure if this girl is insane or not. (And who is he to judge considering how crazy he is?) But that was very entertaining to watch, so hey, he thinks she can stick around.]

Ain't it just!?

[ Tina has a wicked smile on her face. She does love it when people appreciate her hard work! ]

Dis is just a lil thing I puts together boo, just to be showy and that. The REAL stuff is totes 1000% more amazballs. Jus' give me a target and I'll blow the mother inside out and all over the place! Ah hahahaha!!

Now that's an idea I can completely get behind. I'd love to see that.

[This coming from the king who burned people alive when it suited his needs back home. Who decided to let these two interact with adult supervision? ...Okay, Ivar is technically an adult himself, but they need someone more responsible. An adultier adult.]

You would?!

[ Most adults, well, most sane adults only really want to use Tina's explosives, they never really want to see her hurt anyone. This guy though! This guy seems bloodthirsty and amused at the idea! He's cool, she'll make him a Badonkadonk of his own one day~ One he can use to blow as many people up as he pleases~ ]

Well! This one time, I electrocuted Mr Flesh Stick until he was crispy! Andandand another time I blew'dup a whooooole train of Hyperion supplies andandand I mades a minefield for Skags to run through...

[ She pauses just long enough to catch her breath. ]

Ahh~ Demz was the days yo, demz was the days.

[ As her reminiscing comes to an end, Tina starts to pay attention to her new friend instead. ]

Shorty, why you talk so strange? I ain't never heard no one sound nothin' like you before gurl?

[ Uttering under hear breath she repeats the last few things Ivar said. She's amused but not in a mocking way. ]

[Ivar's eyes take on a shining light as he listens to Tina reminisce. No wonder he's getting along with her. It's because he's a lunatic who likes to do things like pour molten gold made from church relics down a priest's throat as a poetic death to give him "the chance to kiss his cross."]

Remind me to tell you of my exploits sometime.

[He's not offended by Tina's mimicking. Ivar's been the subject of people's contempt and mockery enough in his life to know the difference between that and someone who is more good-natured.]

I've never heard anyone talk like you either, so likewise. I'm a Norseman, the only one I've seen here, so that's why I talk different.

[Punctuating the old-fashioned way they talk with modern colloquialisms like "You look like a bitch" and "Don't let them fuck you over" was the Viking way.]

[He waits until this ends, watching with a muted sense of curiosity, and as soon as it's been just a few seconds he raises his hands and starts a slow clap.]

That. Was. Beautiful. I mean, just absolutely buck fucking wild. Truly an absolute sugar rush of gunpower. Holy fuck. You build that?

[He's a magic guy, but he can appreciate anyone who puts in some panache.]

[ Tina is a sucker for praise, so the second she hears that slow clap, followed by a compliment she's all kinds of warm and fuzzy.

Holding a corner of her tatty old pinafore, Tina gives a tiny curtsy, bowing her head as she does so. ]

Aah thank you good sir~ <3

[ Her fancy, dressy voice is back. She's in her element here. ]

I see yoo's a connoisseur of the finer~ things in life. And yup! Sure did make it! I call it Tina's Tantalising Tootie Fruiter! On account of it be so damn fancy boo!

[Oh, he absolutely knows the feeling. He's reveling in all this, the grin still present on his face.]

And I see you've got a business model all set up, I, I can recognize a shrewd businesslady when I see one. Nice branding name and everything, really, you've got it all here.

[He's buttering her up, but only some. He doesn't need her device, but he is interested in getting someone who can just do this for fun on his side. Let's just say he knows the type.]

Thanks for takin' the time to show these suckers how it's done. Me 'n my sis can't keep forcing all the sparkle out of people, it's just no fun.

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