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hadriel2019-04-30 01:37 pm
burn_all_the_babies) wrote in hadriel2019-04-30 01:37 pm
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[ The audio feed is the first thing to come on, though that's just because Tina has her thumb over the camera, purposefully of course! She doesn't want to spoil the big reveal. ]
Ahem~!
[ She clears her throat first before putting on her dressy, fancy, English voice to address you all. ]
My fair lay~deez and genteel dudebros! Do not attempt to adjust your screens! This is NOT a test of the emergency broadcast system, this is the real thing yo!
[ A small shuffling sound can be heard as the talking pauses. Tina's getting herself into position you see! ]
Introducing! The most badassest! The mostest bodacious and bootylicious! Her 'splosions are to die for LITERALLY! You know her as the talented, tiny teen terroar that tries too hard to- kdahbpuh! OH FORGET IT BISHES! TA- DAH!!
[ Tina removes her thumb from the camera, finally letting you see her standing on top of a small pile of homemade, scrap mines ( most are just full or springs and glitter, she's not that crazy yo) Pressing the ignition button as the sparks fly and pink glitter explodes around her. It kinda fizzles out pretty quickly though... probably due to the humidity. She'll have to work the bugs out next time. ]
I'm back! Did y'all miss me? Huh huh huh!? Did'ja? I mean pfft it's obvs yoo did boo, an' it's totes obvs ya wanted lil old moi to come and help take down the nasty robot threat, 'cause I'm cool like dat gurl, you love me, it's all gud, I know.
[ Bouncing from foot to foot, staring at the camera with that crazy look of hers. Tiny Tina has, embarrassingly and surprisingly, been here for little under a month already... You've just not seen her as she's been in a comatose state. Partly due to the heat here and partly due to the excessive amounts of chocolate chip cookies she consumed prior to arrival. ]
Ahem~!
[ She clears her throat first before putting on her dressy, fancy, English voice to address you all. ]
My fair lay~deez and genteel dudebros! Do not attempt to adjust your screens! This is NOT a test of the emergency broadcast system, this is the real thing yo!
[ A small shuffling sound can be heard as the talking pauses. Tina's getting herself into position you see! ]
Introducing! The most badassest! The mostest bodacious and bootylicious! Her 'splosions are to die for LITERALLY! You know her as the talented, tiny teen terroar that tries too hard to- kdahbpuh! OH FORGET IT BISHES! TA- DAH!!
[ Tina removes her thumb from the camera, finally letting you see her standing on top of a small pile of homemade, scrap mines ( most are just full or springs and glitter, she's not that crazy yo) Pressing the ignition button as the sparks fly and pink glitter explodes around her. It kinda fizzles out pretty quickly though... probably due to the humidity. She'll have to work the bugs out next time. ]
I'm back! Did y'all miss me? Huh huh huh!? Did'ja? I mean pfft it's obvs yoo did boo, an' it's totes obvs ya wanted lil old moi to come and help take down the nasty robot threat, 'cause I'm cool like dat gurl, you love me, it's all gud, I know.
[ Bouncing from foot to foot, staring at the camera with that crazy look of hers. Tiny Tina has, embarrassingly and surprisingly, been here for little under a month already... You've just not seen her as she's been in a comatose state. Partly due to the heat here and partly due to the excessive amounts of chocolate chip cookies she consumed prior to arrival. ]
no subject
Remind me to tell you of my exploits sometime.
[He's not offended by Tina's mimicking. Ivar's been the subject of people's contempt and mockery enough in his life to know the difference between that and someone who is more good-natured.]
I've never heard anyone talk like you either, so likewise. I'm a Norseman, the only one I've seen here, so that's why I talk different.
[Punctuating the old-fashioned way they talk with modern colloquialisms like "You look like a bitch" and "Don't let them fuck you over" was the Viking way.]