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[substances]

anyone here good at training people to use their powers?
can negotiate on payment if u need it

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[substances]

summoning dead stuff

[evocation]

so necromancy?
that's not really my bag
what do you want to learn? are you like
having trouble controlling it?

[substances]

dunno maybe
i see ghosts all the time
right before i came here i like
manifested my dead bro ben
didn't know i could do that until it happened but
maybe if i can do it again i can get these giant snail ghosts to fight or whatever

[evocation]

oh
i could teach you how to use magic in general
that might help in like a general control way
i've never really learned any necromancy spells, though

[substances]

ill try anything
seriously
im tired of being useless

[evocation]

i know what you mean

[Kyna had felt utterly useless when she lost her magic.]

you don't have to pay me or anything
i don't know if your powers are the same as my magic, but we can give it a shot

[substances]

ok thats good i doubt youd want the only thing i have to offer haha

ok
yeah
training

whoof

[evocation]

uh
what were you even going to offer?

[SHE IS SUDDENLY CONCERNED.]

[substances]

i give rly good head

[evocation]

[It's too bad Klaus can't hear her laughing.]

thanks but i've already got someone taking care of that for me
just bring me a donut or something

[substances]

[Oh he's imagining it.]

congrats!! (i mean that totally srsly)

can do

[evocation]

do i get a medal?

[substances]

just so u kno
you left urself so wide open for a real crass mean joke there
but becuz ur so awesome i am gonna just
let that opportunity slip on by

[evocation]

what? why?
i'm a big girl
i live for crass mean jokes

[substances]

yeah u do get a medal for


fuck it i cant do it ur too cute

[evocation]

aww
aren't you sweet?
and also a total softie
gross

[substances]

fine u get a medal for finding someone wholl give u head

see now its not funny

[evocation]

it's totally funny
especially because you just called me cute like a second ago you liar

[substances]

if u dont wanna be called cute
dont be so damn cute

[evocation]

sorry
it's like a genetic curse
guess you'll just have to deal

[substances]

a tragic curse
how do u survive

probly the same way i survive being so fashionable

anyway how do we do this training thing?

[evocation]

fashionable
sure
and uh
we can just meet up whenever and i'll show you some of the basics

[substances]

extremely fashionable

kay.
how bout now?

[evocation]

it's a date
my place or yours?

[substances]

mine
less stuff to fuck up
see u in a few?