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anyone here good at training people to use their powers?
can negotiate on payment if u need it

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schedule me in soon plz
i can take it

bummer
but srsly tho if you did that back home
i would fuckin love you
maybe submit a formal w/ ur hubby to be allowed to kiss u
just once

true dat
even the ones i like

[restinglichface]

course u do
id love me too

[he's in it now!!! trapped with awful twin elves]

u maaay be pushing it but bar may give u a little leeway if u give him a peck too
were an equal opportunity couple thanks

and in my experience
the ones u like are always the worst

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obvs

[And honestly trapped with awful twin elves sounds like heaven. They truly are His People.]

oh man what a great guy
and hell ya id give him a peck too
im also equal opportunity ill make out with anyone

god
okay so maybe ben isnt the worst
but hes up there
always like
judging me
tellingme to eat breakfast instead of smoke a joint
yelling at me when im tryin to sleep in perfectly respectable dumpsters
total buzzkill

[restinglichface]

hell yeah now thats what im into it <3
u write my guy up an official request and ill smooch ur brains out babe

ugh that sure sounds like typical brother nagging
which is basically the worst am i rite
lup dont set that toaster on fire
lup stop bringing over the souls of the dead home for dinner
yadda yadda whatevs