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[blowyoudown]

Alright. So.

[Have a slightly bedraggled wolfman looking into the camera with a cigarette in his free hand. The screen bounces slightly, and the moving background suggests he's walking as he records.]

On behalf of Maketh, I"m gonna be running some self defence classes. It's not going to be anything very flashy or impressive - there's a lot of actual warriors here, from the sounds of it, so it's not gonna be anything that complicated - but if you don't know how to do something like escape a chokehold, then. [He shrugs as he takes a drag.] Well, it might be something.

Anyone who's interested, I'll be down by the armory. Anyone who can actually fight, I'm not gonna say no to your help.

[And true to his word, he'll be found down near the armory, having a smoke and alternating between brooding sitting near the river, and exploring the contents of the armory.]

Comments

[blowyoudown]

[Dude, calm your farm.]

Brought them with me. Sorry. It's a pretty shit brand, though, so I don't know how much you'd like it.

[inappropriatelaughter]

[ And now his face is sideways because's he's slumped in defeat on whatever surface. ]

Nah, don't give 'em away. You'll just die quicker. I'm already like three days in the shit, anyway. Might as well keep going.

[blowyoudown]

[He's just gonna... use the action of putting his smoke in his mouth to cover a smirk.]

Have you tried looking through the shops? Not many other people seem to smoke here - besides the, uh, literally-on-fire kind of way. Maybe you'll get lucky and find a pack that hasn't expired.

[inappropriatelaughter]

I checked the living shit out of everywhere. If you want a bunch of weird food they got you covered, but that's about it. So look forward to that.

[blowyoudown]

I'm not addicted. But life without them is a shitload more frustrating.

[THANKS, GOJYO, that was a shred of hope you just neatly broke.]

[inappropriatelaughter]

[ He flashes a sly grin after 'not addicted'. Right, right, nobody is! ]

There's always meditation.

[blowyoudown]

I have been told to keep an eye on my blood pressure.

[inappropriatelaughter]

There you go! Gotta look on the bright side, right? Or drink a lot, whatever.

[blowyoudown]

Whatever drowns the world out, right?

[Still smiling. Only half a joke there.]