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So I got a question.

[ He drags a hand down his face; he's tired and not entirely sure why he has to be the one to ask this. But apparently he has to be the one to ask this because he's worried and people should be informed.

But seriously, this is so far out of his comfort zone that we're in the Andromeda galaxy, so just... give him a second. He's not used to talking about this to the mass public. ]

How many of you've had something shitty from home show up here? [ .... Sigh. Okay. Too vague. Try again.

-- Once again, he does not like this. ] And by something I mean a creature, a being, some fucker you never wanted to see again. Not some person you've decided is the scum of the Earth- [ here's lookin' at you, Ruby. And yes, he means that rather purposefully ] - because i'm not up here to ask you about that chick you didn't like that one time who's made an entrance.

I mean monsters. Shit that does more than go bump in the night. Because if we all start bringing this kinda crap from where we come from, we're gonna have a problem and not nearly enough people are gonna know what to do with it. I mean, just counting what could come outta my own world-- [ grumble grumble. ]

So what I wanna know is if this's happened more than once. We already got enough here to keep track of, I just wanna know if anything that people know more about's followed you here.

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So, you're talking, what, ghosts? Vampires? The Wolfman?

[ Felix's monster knowledge extends no further than some old Earth movies. ]

Or like aliens? Because I can tell you a lot about those bastards.

Uh- Well. Actually, I have met Dracula but that's a whole different story, but yeah- Vamps, ghouls, djinn, anything you can think of.

[ Leviathan. Leviathan is what he's thinking of. ]

Don't know shit about aliens, though.

[ He makes a quiet huff, halfway between impressed and disbelieving. ]

I vant to suck your blood, Dracula? [ Complete with the bad Transylvanian accent, though he's quick to drop it. ] You met him? Shit man, that puts the Covenant to shame.

[ Damn it, why doesn't he get to meet cool shit? ]

[ Oh yeah, that sound is a totally legit response to that particular event in his life. ]

The one and only... except he was more like a groupie of the guy. I mean, the whole thing was a little weirder than that- wasn't exactly Dracula so much as a shapeshifter in the need of a whole lotta therapy.

[ Don't worry bro, you aren't missing out. ]

So he couldn't like, change into bats or fog?

[ That is a shitty Dracula. ]

What happened to him? Did he get staked anyway?

Nah, he ah.. ran off on a scooter. That was sort of one of those telling moments. [ Oh yes. He was shitty. ]

If he'd been a vamp he would've been staked. Got loaded with silver bullets instead.

Fake Dracula ran away on a scooter. Huh.

[ A beat. ]

You know, I've seen some weird shit, but I don't think I've ever seen anything that could top that. You must lead a very interesting life.

That he did.

[ SNORT. ] And yeah, sure- interesting's one word for it. That was just kinda a particularly weird weekend. And it ruined Oktoberfest.

Particularly weird? What's normal weird for you?

[ He figures this has to be good. ]

Uh- every other day of the week?

[ Just give him a second to think. ] I mean- demons and vamps and ghosts, oh my- that kinda thing. It's not a normal day if I don't nearly get my head taken off at last twice or get tied to something or threatened with black magic. Or have to deal with some God trying to fuck my shit up. Just to name a few things.

[ Things Felix never thought were real: all of this. ]

So you have experience with gods? Real gods? [ There's a note of skepticism there, if only because he doesn't believe in gods in the first place. ] Are the things here like the ones you're familiar with?

[ Well, at the very least, Dean doesn't exactly expect people to believe him when he usually talks about any of this, so a little skepticism isn't the most unusual. ]

You mean are they giant dickbags? Then yeah, they're like the ones i've known.

How about dying? The ones you know ever get killed?

[ You know, just idle curiosity. Not because he's thinking about killing them or anything. ]

[ Of course not, why would one ever consider killing a God............. ]

If you know how to kill 'em, they do.

[ This sounds promising. Maybe. ]

How do you kill them?

Depends on the god. Some of 'em take a stake, one's taken an iron axe- lotta times you gotta dip whatever you're using in blood first and then go to town.

So maybe make an iron axe with a stake on the end and cover it with blood? Cover all the bases?

[ ajskdfla bro that's not how this works, but still- ]

Sounds a little unwieldy.

How about a bullet and decapitation with a plasma blade?

[ Because that's the first option. ]

[ ... that sounds like a lightsaber, do you have a lightsaber!!! ]

It'd depend on the kind of bullet but y'know, decapitation is generally a better option with Gods. Thing is, unless we're sure it works, all it'll do is piss 'em off.

[ Maaaaaaaabye. ]

Decapitation works for me! Tell you what. If I find one of them, I'll give it a shot and see how it goes.

[ DUDEBRO. ]

Just don't blame me if they send you up a creek.

Don't worry. If shit goes sideways, only one to blame's myself.

[ He says this, but it's never how it plays out in the end. ]

Glad to hear it.

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