video; we had a riel good time

[skelebro]

[There's a skeleton on the network. He seems pretty unperturbed about his state of being, actually, and in fact looks rather cheerful, all things considered. He's got the camera lodged or propped up somewhere, because he's not carrying it. That would evidently require too much work. No, Sans has his bony hands shoved in his jacket pockets, addressing a point of space slightly to the left of his device.]

So that was pretty fun, huh? Not actually the weirdest thing that's ever happened me, believe it or not. I bet all that fog sure won't be...mist.

[He chuckles, and the lights in his eyesockets focus on the screen.]

Anyway. I've been around the block a few times, but I just figured I'd ask. Anyone seen another skeleton around? Tall, loud, likes saying "nyeh heh heh"? He's like me, but the opposite in every conceivable way.

Let me know.

[And the feed goes dark.]

Comments

[murderpotato]

how are you fuckin talkin if you dont got lungs

[Gren asks the important questions here.]

[skelebro]

[A little toggling with the font settings and...there we go!]

magic. probably best not to think too hard about it.

[murderpotato]

[What's really annoying here is that Gren knows just enough about magic to not be able to refute that answer.]

is the magic makin you talk like an asshole too

[skelebro]

you got something against bad jokes between friends?

[murderpotato]

i aint your friend

[skelebro]

fair enough.

you got something against bad jokes?

[murderpotato]

so what the fuck if i do?

[skelebro]

eh, just curious. don't wanna be too punderwhelming or anything.

[murderpotato]

are you ever gonna stop fuckin doin that

[skelebro]

are you ever going to say a sentence that doesn't have an obscene fucktion?

[murderpotato]

yeah

[SO THERE.]

[skelebro]

one word sentences don't count

[murderpotato]

fuckin fine

this one does though

[skelebro]

well, technically speaking that's a sentence fragment, but i'll take it.

the name's sans. sans the skeleton.

[murderpotato]

gren

surprised your name aint a fuckin pun too

[skelebro]

guess you're not very familiar with typefaces, then.

[murderpotato]

the fuck is a typeface

[skelebro]

oh, you know.

PAPYRUS

courier

comic sans

like that.

[murderpotato]

[He's a skeleton, who makes jokes, named sans.

A comic Sans.]

i hate you and everything you fuckin stand for

[skelebro]

ouch, harsh. i'm sitting right now, actually, but that still hurt me right in my ribage.