video; we had a riel good time

[skelebro]

[There's a skeleton on the network. He seems pretty unperturbed about his state of being, actually, and in fact looks rather cheerful, all things considered. He's got the camera lodged or propped up somewhere, because he's not carrying it. That would evidently require too much work. No, Sans has his bony hands shoved in his jacket pockets, addressing a point of space slightly to the left of his device.]

So that was pretty fun, huh? Not actually the weirdest thing that's ever happened me, believe it or not. I bet all that fog sure won't be...mist.

[He chuckles, and the lights in his eyesockets focus on the screen.]

Anyway. I've been around the block a few times, but I just figured I'd ask. Anyone seen another skeleton around? Tall, loud, likes saying "nyeh heh heh"? He's like me, but the opposite in every conceivable way.

Let me know.

[And the feed goes dark.]

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[skelebro]

[Why'd the skeleton want a friend? She was feeling bonely.

Ah, well. It's an old joke, and he laughs anyway. Still funny.]

Name's Sans. 'S no problem. Common misconceptions. Apparently monsters get kind of a bad rap, who'da thunk? They should really give us a leg up, you know?

[tongueamok]

I suppose some of us are just dead set in our ways.

[Even when he's feeling guilty and apologetic, he keeps up.]

[skelebro]

Well, s'not like you had me rattled or anything. Believe me, I kinda get that reaction a lot.

[tongueamok]

You speak as though everything is spine and dandy, but as someone who knows a thing or two about bad reputations, I should endeavor to be more understanding. I am sure you did not choose to be, er... born a skeleton.

[skelebro]

Well, it's nice you had the guts to say it. Means a lot.

Plenty of monsters aren't too fond of humans for trapping us down there, but eh...I don't really care about hating anybody.