video; we had a riel good time

[skelebro]

[There's a skeleton on the network. He seems pretty unperturbed about his state of being, actually, and in fact looks rather cheerful, all things considered. He's got the camera lodged or propped up somewhere, because he's not carrying it. That would evidently require too much work. No, Sans has his bony hands shoved in his jacket pockets, addressing a point of space slightly to the left of his device.]

So that was pretty fun, huh? Not actually the weirdest thing that's ever happened me, believe it or not. I bet all that fog sure won't be...mist.

[He chuckles, and the lights in his eyesockets focus on the screen.]

Anyway. I've been around the block a few times, but I just figured I'd ask. Anyone seen another skeleton around? Tall, loud, likes saying "nyeh heh heh"? He's like me, but the opposite in every conceivable way.

Let me know.

[And the feed goes dark.]

Comments

[keep_smiling]

You seem much more personable than the monsters native to this place, I must say. So that part's different. Are humans and monsters at odds in your world, too?

[skelebro]

In a matter of speaking. They sealed us underground, there was this whole big war. But, you know. I don't really care about the whole "rivalry" thing.

[Can't afford to care, more like. Only six humans have fallen below, but that's enough to know that plenty of monsters still harbor some measure of resentment.]

[keep_smiling]

Well that's good! Any way of talking the monsters here into cooperating, so that maybe we can find a way out? Or is there a language barrier situation?

[skelebro]

Trust me, I've tried. Not a one of them found my knock-knock jokes funny.

[He shakes his head. Philistines.]

Or, uh, responded to me at all.