video; we had a riel good time

[skelebro]

[There's a skeleton on the network. He seems pretty unperturbed about his state of being, actually, and in fact looks rather cheerful, all things considered. He's got the camera lodged or propped up somewhere, because he's not carrying it. That would evidently require too much work. No, Sans has his bony hands shoved in his jacket pockets, addressing a point of space slightly to the left of his device.]

So that was pretty fun, huh? Not actually the weirdest thing that's ever happened me, believe it or not. I bet all that fog sure won't be...mist.

[He chuckles, and the lights in his eyesockets focus on the screen.]

Anyway. I've been around the block a few times, but I just figured I'd ask. Anyone seen another skeleton around? Tall, loud, likes saying "nyeh heh heh"? He's like me, but the opposite in every conceivable way.

Let me know.

[And the feed goes dark.]

Comments

[skelebro]

[Sans snickers. He is so glad he's living with these doofuses.]

Oh, fuck-rying out loud, Newt.

[fortunefavored]

[Newt's shoving at Hermann, even as he gets up] It was not my fault, oh ye of bony knees! [he pauses, though he can't see Sans] No offense, Sans!

[is that offensive to skeletons? well, better safe than sorry]

[verinumeri]

[ Don't shove at the unstable man just getting to his feet! Only pinwheeling arms and a frantic, leaning grab for the couch keeps him upright. ]

It was too your fault!

[ Ignoring that 'no offense', because it was stupid. ]

[skelebro]

None taken. Sometimes you just kneed a real good pun, you know?

[Sans just watches the spectacle with amusement. Kind of wishes he could get some popcorn.]

[fortunefavored]

Nuh-uh! You were--[except Sans throws out that pun, and whatever Newt was going to say dissolves into cackling laughter]

[verinumeri]

[ Right. It's still happening, but at least Newton's on the ground and Hermann's upright. He grabs his cane and bolts for the stairs. ]

[skelebro]

[Sans doesn't say anything else, but he doesn't think he has to. He's already lost 50% of his audience, and the remaining 50% is absolutely losing his shit over this pun-off right now.

So a job well done, Newt et al. A job well done.]