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Dr. Hermann Gottlieb ([personal profile] verinumeri) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2016-07-07 05:55 pm

Text Notification/Report #1

Attention: Hadriel Residents
Subject: Additional Phone Applications

Please find attached two additional applications for the phones:

[1] Clock. I have spent the last 26 days timing the light intensify and de-intensify periods. Despite the imprecision of my tools (and the impediment of the fog for that period), I am 92.58% confident that the current settings are accurate. I observed 17 hours of light, 7 of dark. The light intensifies and de-intensifies at apparently the same time each day. The days are not getting longer or shorter, which is perhaps unsurprising, given the light does not imitate the movements of the/a sun. As such, I have set the clock such that light intensify ('sunrise') begins at 04:30 and light de-intensify ('sunset') begins at 21:30. I will continue to monitor and make updates as necessary.
Other features: Timer, Stopwatch, Alarm.

[2] Pedometer. The hardware of these phones contains composite sensors enabling step detection and counting, as reliant on the accelerometer. This 'app' when active will do as its title suggests: count your steps. It will also calculate distance traveled. That feature has been less accurate in testing, but suffices for an approximation. You may reset and/or save a record of both as you like. If you download the clock, it will reset each day at 00:00 and keep a record of the previous day's activity, with the number of days stored theoretically limitless.

Both applications permit user choice between constant background service and activity on selection alone. Obviously I recommend the former for the clock in particular, but it will sync via the network upon opening should you choose the latter and close then open it.

Final notes: If you have no use for either or both, then do not download them. There is no need to comment to that effect.

Admittedly, the daily reset and recording of steps and distance may be especially frivolous. I doubt any of you are on a fitness track. I added it because such applications tend to have that feature and for organization's sake. You may also turn that off. If for whatever daft reason you want that, but not the clock, too bad. I could do it, but at that point, you might as well download the clock.

Please do comment if you have any serious suggestions.

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[ ooc: Posts/permissions re: clock app (note certain idiosyncrasies re: the alarm and time format), pedometer ]
inappropriatelaughter: i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement (Default)

[personal profile] inappropriatelaughter 2016-07-09 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
Is it for maps

[ please don't make him clarify what kind of map he means ]
inappropriatelaughter: but i know my friend "Jack fists" and he would like to come to knock the shit out of your teeth, (i may not know "jack shit")

[personal profile] inappropriatelaughter 2016-07-09 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey is this the guy who was cooking

And you said not to say boyfreind


[ he doesn't look at names!! ]
inappropriatelaughter: you bet your ass im acting like a normal person (your;e damn right im calm.)

[personal profile] inappropriatelaughter 2016-07-11 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ WELL Hakkai probably got a good laugh out of that. ]

Did i get demoted

Im not sorry for breaking a fake thing


[ IT WAS ALL FAKE, JUST LIKE HIS DOCTORATE ]
inappropriatelaughter: this fucking thing wont eat and its loud (i bought one of those craigslist peacock)

[personal profile] inappropriatelaughter 2016-07-11 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ WOW THESE ARE SOME WEIRDLY HARSH TEXTS ]

Im an expert at beating up guys who want to kill me. thats a science right
inappropriatelaughter: i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement (Default)

[personal profile] inappropriatelaughter 2016-07-12 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Punch them

Or cut off their legs or whatever it deppends


[ SCIENCE ]
inappropriatelaughter: you bet your ass im acting like a normal person (your;e damn right im calm.)

[personal profile] inappropriatelaughter 2016-07-12 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
How bad they want to kill me i guess

If they dont fuck off when you ask them to sometimes you just gotta get their legs you know
inappropriatelaughter: i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement (Default)

[personal profile] inappropriatelaughter 2016-07-12 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ BOY the whole first part of that means absolutely nothing to him. BEST TO JUST IGNORE IT ]

I didnt really do that

Me in a dream did that

Thats not my fault


[ Anyway the answer to that is "because it's weird and nice when people treat you with respect," but he's not gonna think about that ha ha ]
inappropriatelaughter: i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement (Default)

[personal profile] inappropriatelaughter 2016-07-14 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ 100% absolutely no doubt about it the nice one. Newt is delusional. ]

Youre alright doc