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[whichend]

Motherfucking Jamie Lannister jesus christ fuck dude motherfucking Dragon mummer bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shit

Goddamn created Dragons and fucking maesters and shit right fucking Rhoynar Twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck i just watched this shit fuck Jamie Lannister man

Motherfucking Direwolf you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jamie Lannister

No man i’ll just talk about the Dragon mummers all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit i have to say about the Dragon mummers fuck dude i just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jamie Lannister man he fucked over Direwolf crazy Rhoynar Twins rowing trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Dragons i don’t like dying i can’t think of who the fuck invented Dragons all i can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Dragons who the fuck invented Dragons AEGON TARGARYEN

Comments

[ishotyouuu]

not that i wouldnt be happy to tell you a story peanut but its a little too long to do over text :p

[whichend]

I don't think you know any short stories. :pppp

I totally thought I replied to this wtf

[ishotyouuu]

wow rude as hell missy

the best stories are long ones so there

it's all good!!

[whichend]

I'm always rude.

What's the longest one you know?

[ishotyouuu]

are u really

maybe thats why i like u so much

and i think the longest one i know would probably be my lifes story

mostly because it doesnt have an ending yet

[Deep as hell, Socrates.]

[whichend]

It's better to be rude and yourself than polite for someone else.

It's not a story if it doesn't have an ending.

[ishotyouuu]

pretty much laid out my whole philosophy there, sweetheart

and a story that has no ending is totally still a story

its just still ongoing

i mean hell people have told my stories for decades and havent run out of material yet

[whichend]

Other people tell your stories? I didn't know you were famous.

Are you the hero of your own story, or the villain?

[ishotyouuu]

well I mean I'm not as famous as some of the other guys in my world, but I do pretty well with what I've got.

[Oop, but there's the million dollar question right there. Wade pauses a bit before sending his next reply.]

kinda depends on who you ask, honestly. I've done some things in my heyday that people wouldn't exactly consider heroic.

[whichend]

Nobody thinks everyone is a hero. But do you think so?

I know it's a hard question. You don't have to answer.

[ishotyouuu]

I try to be

is that good enough?

[He means "is that a good enough answer to your question". That's all. Honest. Don't read too much into that answer.]

[whichend]

I'm not good enough at a lot of things so I couldn't tell you.