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misfired audio;
( you would think, with all of the glitching happening across the network, he would have the sense to not try in the first place. but as far as he's seen, all of those glitches have been confined to text posts, and with all of the intermittent voice chats he's been having with kate –
he should be safe. right?
( sure, we'll go with that, sammy. )
they never do video – whether due to no real reason, or the fact that most of their conversations take place in the small hours of the morning is anyone's guess – so it's only audio, though there is the sound of a smile in his voice like there always is. )
So, you're missing a notebook, right? You left it on the kitchen counter. ( a beat. ) It's got something added to it, but you're gonna have to come get it to find out what it is.
( this – sadly – is how this idiot flirts. or thinks he's flirting. s i g h. )
Oh, and how do you feel about another movie night? If I promise not to burn the popcorn this time.
( that promise will probably be broken. s i g h.
and kate is probably going to flip her shit when she sees this. )
he should be safe. right?
( sure, we'll go with that, sammy. )
they never do video – whether due to no real reason, or the fact that most of their conversations take place in the small hours of the morning is anyone's guess – so it's only audio, though there is the sound of a smile in his voice like there always is. )
So, you're missing a notebook, right? You left it on the kitchen counter. ( a beat. ) It's got something added to it, but you're gonna have to come get it to find out what it is.
( this – sadly – is how this idiot flirts. or thinks he's flirting. s i g h. )
Oh, and how do you feel about another movie night? If I promise not to burn the popcorn this time.
( that promise will probably be broken. s i g h.
and kate is probably going to flip her shit when she sees this. )
video
[Yes, hi. Literal skeleton here. He seems amused, but don't worry, that's just his face. And also the fact that he's amused.]
audio;
but you know what? he's seen weirder.
at least now he can cross 'a talking skeleton' off of his list of weird shit. ty, skelebro. )
Wouldn't it go right through you?
( sam. that's a little rude. )
video
[Har har.]
I'm guessing this wasn't meant to go public. What'sa matter? You feelin' bonely?
audio;
you're one of those, aren't you? the punny type?
why is this his life. he ignores the monster food bit - because in this place, it just reminds him of the mishap with the food supply back when the wendigos first showed up - and instead gives a groan for the pun. )
It definitely wasn't. ( a beat. ) Bonely? Really?
( god. )
video
Hey, guy like me, I've got a ton of joke material.
[Wait for it.
Wait.
WINK.]
A skele-ton.
[That's right, an oldie but a goodie. Gotta love the classics.]
audio;
like. five minutes ago. )
Do you just sit around and rehearse your material, waiting for opportunities like this?
( sam ... you do realize that you're encouraging him, don't you? )
audio;
[He's grinning so wide, he's been building up to this:]
...lazyboning.
audio;
all you get in return for that is an exasperated sigh.
there is no coming back from this.
he has no response.
good job, sans. )