misfired audio;

[hollowly]

( you would think, with all of the glitching happening across the network, he would have the sense to not try in the first place. but as far as he's seen, all of those glitches have been confined to text posts, and with all of the intermittent voice chats he's been having with kate –

he should be safe. right?

( sure, we'll go with that, sammy. )

they never do video – whether due to no real reason, or the fact that most of their conversations take place in the small hours of the morning is anyone's guess – so it's only audio, though there is the sound of a smile in his voice like there always is. )

So, you're missing a notebook, right? You left it on the kitchen counter. ( a beat. ) It's got something added to it, but you're gonna have to come get it to find out what it is.

( this – sadly – is how this idiot flirts. or thinks he's flirting. s i g h. )

Oh, and how do you feel about another movie night? If I promise not to burn the popcorn this time.

( that promise will probably be broken. s i g h.

and kate is probably going to flip her shit when she sees this. )

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[strangelic]

That's a shame. I think you would make Sam happy, and I happen to know that Sam would make you happy. He's a decent, generous person, and I suspect a wonderful lover.

[ CAS THAT IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION. ]

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[kickingand]

CAS WHY why would you

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[strangelic]

It's okay, Dean. I'm sure you're a wonderful lover as well.

text 1/3!?

[kickingand]

CAS I SWEAR

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[kickingand]

thats not even

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[kickingand]

not what i was looking for

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[strangelic]

I don't understand. It was a compliment.

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[kickingand]

yeah. i know.

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[strangelic]

And as I understand it, the more sex you have the better you are at it, and you've had much more sex than anyone else I know.

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[kickingand]

true but still not something i advertise to the masses. at least not all the time

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[strangelic]

That's unusually modest of you.

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[kickingand]

hey you already covered my ego for me, i figured id pull back

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[strangelic]

Of course. So I wasn't wrong?

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[kickingand]

you know that makes it sound like youve spent a lot of time thinking about this right?

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[strangelic]

I have considered it. Your lack of sexual partners here is a concern to me.

[ He went there. ]

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[kickingand]

a concern???

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[strangelic]

I'm sorry, I meant to say it's of great concern to me.

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[kickingand]

it shouldnt be of concern to anyone cas

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[strangelic]

Well it is to me. Sex might even help to control your rage.

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[kickingand]

how about we save this topic. for never.

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[strangelic]

But we should discuss it, Dean, as a potential alternative to meditation.

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[dedikated]

[ W E L P ]

......... Going to pretend I never read that. [ there is not enough alcohol in the world to drown out the embarrassment at this entire thing. and it was fine until people started talking about flirting and love-making capabilities. ]

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[strangelic]

Why?

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[dedikated]

[ Cas she is not even going to try to explain that. If you want to know why pimping out Sam's assumed sexual prowess via the network is something to not do in the future, you should ask him.

In the meantime, she should probably do a little soul searching on why this bothers her. She's not normally this uptight about things. ]

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[strangelic]

[ But if he asks him that will be awkward too... Oh well! It's a plan! ]