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[kickingand]

[ Dean is making this brief for a variety of reasons. But he sadly doesn't care enough to make this anything but video - audio and text just seem like far too much effort, and so Dean can be seen boozing it up with a half empty bottle of whiskey he received from the gods.

Someone's been drunk a lot lately.

Big fuckin' deal. ]

So, I kind of happen to have an angel buddy who's in need of a lay. Anyone want to lend a hand?

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[kickingand]

[ The more you know, right? ]

Good idea in theory- [ he's drunk enough to not find this weird at least, jesus christ. ] Pretty sure Cas wouldn't go for it, though.

[dedikated]

[ Indeed. ]

A vibrator, then? [ She doesn't know what angels are into, man. ]

[kickingand]

Still thinkin' he'd rather go for, uh- something a little more humany.

[dedikated]

And this was the best way to do it?

[kickingand]

You see a strip club around here?

[ Because that worked so well THE FIRST TIME. ]

[dedikated]

See a bar. [ Because, you know. That's worked out well. Because everyone gets laid here. ]

[kickingand]

Cas can't get wasted. [ if that's..... what you mean. ]

[dedikated]

As a meeting place. [ Rather than being embarrassed on the network but whatever. At least this is entertaining. ]

[kickingand]

Gotta find someone to meet first.

[dedikated]

Not happening like this.

[kickingand]

Not happening the way Cas is tryin' for it, either.

[dedikated]

[ Well if someone would remove the stick from a certain orifice... ] Is he trying or is shit just happening? [ Surely you remember teenage boners. Maybe this is the naive angel equivalent. ]

[kickingand]

[ Uh. UHHHHH. UHHHH. ]

Shit's always just happening.

[dedikated]

[ DID SHE LIE THO. ] Probably just hormones then.

[kickingand]

[ WELL. NOooo?? Dean is so confused and and and-- ]

So I ask Delight for some Playboys.

[dedikated]

Aye. [ It's... not the solution at all but SURE WE'LL GO WITH THAT. It is, at least, better than pimping him out on the network. ]

[kickingand]

Because that can only go well.

[ Which is to say that Dean's not going to do that probably. Maybe. We'll see. ]

[dedikated]

Because this did? [ No, seriously. How would that be worse? At least there'd be something for people to wank to. ]>

[kickingand]

Still might.

[ thank the lord he is too drunk to sound desperate ]

[dedikated]

Would owe you a bottle of booze if it does. [ She doubts it though. ]

[kickingand]

Didn't know we were placing bets on it.

[dedikated]

May as well.

[kickingand]

That mean I owe you if it goes up in flames?

[dedikated]

Aye. [ she wouldn't make this bet if she wasn't reasonably sure that she was going to win, really. ]

[kickingand]

[ shut up. ]

Yeah, you're on.

[ this is really just another excuse to get drunk though, so it's a win/win in dean's books. ]