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[kickingand]

[ Dean is making this brief for a variety of reasons. But he sadly doesn't care enough to make this anything but video - audio and text just seem like far too much effort, and so Dean can be seen boozing it up with a half empty bottle of whiskey he received from the gods.

Someone's been drunk a lot lately.

Big fuckin' deal. ]

So, I kind of happen to have an angel buddy who's in need of a lay. Anyone want to lend a hand?

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[Video]

[corundum]

[Okay, so she's been avoiding Dean since she got here for several reasons, but there are some things that can't slide. They especially can't slide when what leverage Dean might've possibly had over her to begin with she's really not concerned about now, after everything that's happened since she got here.

So Ruby really, really has to say something to this.]

Maybe if you drank less you'd be in a condition to be able to 'lend a hand' yourself.

[Video]

[kickingand]

[ Faces he did not want to see right now: yours. Which is why it makes it real damn easy to pretend she didn't say any of that and just carry on, because she unintentionally got at least part of that right. Wrong? There was no whiskey dick. There was no dick at all. Obviously.

Something to that effect. ]

Fuck off.

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[corundum]

[She's not convinced, and also kind of amused at his choice of words.]

I think you're the one that needs laid, Dean. Seems to be the only thing you can talk about.

[wormintheglass]

Castiel?

I don't think I could, Dean. I'm so sorry. I love him dearly, you understand, but not like that.

[She's also utterly delighted. Her evening's entertainment, delivered right on the network. Dean is Bianca's favourite person in this cave right now.]

Besides, I may be otherwise occupied.

[So smug.]

[kickingand]

[ He tries, he does. Sometimes. Not really. More like he is doing everything but trying right now but that's hardly the point.

Also: Wow, don't brag. That's rude. Watch him just look grumpy. ]

Yeah, you and everyone else.

[wormintheglass]

Darling, if you want a thing, you need to reach out and take it.

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[dedikated]

[ She's laughing choking a bit too hard to even try video or audio right now. ]

He has his own.

GOD DON'T MAKE HIM TYPE

[kickingand]

[ Just......... linefacing. ]

It's not his fault he wants one that belongs to someone else.

JUST THINK OF IT LIKE SKYPE

[dedikated]

[ Well tell him to try meditating. ]

He not got someone in mind?

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[strangelic]

[ Blushing unhappy angel right here. This is not what he wanted. This is awful. Awful. Why is this happening to him? ]

Dean, please. I don't need you to...to solicit for me.

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[kickingand]

C'mon, Cas- Don't worry about it, I got you covered.

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[strangelic]

[ THIS IS LIKE LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE OF THAT. ]

Then why do I feel so exposed?

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[muscovy]

He's right. You should only woo someone in his name once the person is chosen, not ask the public for him if someone wants him. That makes him look very desperate and not like a very good match, yes?

[kickingand]

Yeah. A lay.

[ Because slowly emphasizing the word makes it so much more obvious. ]

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[skelebro]

just one?
i thought the whole point of chips was that it's impossible to eat just one.

forever vid!

[kickingand]

Sure, let's get him a whole handful.

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[knifecollecting]

[Are you sure you're not projecting, Dean?]

You look like you've had enough.

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[kickingand]

[ 100% definitely sure. ]

No such thing as enough, Jo.

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[bekommen]

Well, something about this seems awfully familiar. 'Cept I think it was the other way around, with me making a drunk ass outta myself in public and you telling me off for it.

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[kickingand]

I was telling you off for callin' me out. Big fuckin' difference.

[closerift]

Does your angel friend know that you've gone and sent this to the entire city?

[ Most people would be pissed, she assumes. ]

You've made it sound desperate.

[kickingand]

Desperate times, desperate measures.

[ He still stands by this stupid ass decision, sadly. ]

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[64th]

For free? [ seriously??? ]

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[kickingand]

Guess you could pay if you wanted. [ That's what you meant, right? ]