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[kickingand]

[ Dean is making this brief for a variety of reasons. But he sadly doesn't care enough to make this anything but video - audio and text just seem like far too much effort, and so Dean can be seen boozing it up with a half empty bottle of whiskey he received from the gods.

Someone's been drunk a lot lately.

Big fuckin' deal. ]

So, I kind of happen to have an angel buddy who's in need of a lay. Anyone want to lend a hand?

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[kickingand]

[ Nope, that would require actual thought.

And pff, you can call bullshit as much as you want kiddo, Dean still stands by the fact that Cas needs a fuckbuddy. ]

Adult ones.

[ So there. ]

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[muscovy]

[Adult ones...

So either going to war, owning property or getting married.

The only one of these that you can use an on-time partner from is going to war.]

...You want him to go to war?

[Dude, you're getting weirder by the minute.]

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[kickingand]

Wait, what? Where'd you get that from?

[ NO U. ]

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[muscovy]

That is the only adult only thing where short-term friends exist.

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[kickingand]

I've had some pretty short term friends and I haven't gone to war. [ Well, not really. ]

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[muscovy]

Why did they die, then?

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[kickingand]

They didn't- [ AAGHH. ] Just left 'em behind.

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[muscovy]

Then you are a very bad friend and should try to be better.

...You should start with Cas, yes? [Cas is weird, but from what he understands this guy is the closest that Cas has to family so he has to be the person that he wants to be his friend the most. And having friends that you're friendly with is nice and important. And it can help make people less weird, too.]

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[kickingand]

[ Okay that.. kind of makes him laugh a little bit. Not even in an awkward way, but just- it's funny, okay? ]

Don't worry, Cas isn't the leaving behind type.

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[muscovy]

Even if he's good at tracking you down, maybe he doesn't like having to.

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[kickingand]

Hey- he knows where I am most of the time.

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[muscovy]

And why does he know that?

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[kickingand]

Because his angel mojo clues him in. Not exactly good at hiding from the guy.

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[muscovy]

...

What is an angel mojo?

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[kickingand]

It's, ah- y'know. The things angels do better than us regular folk.

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[muscovy]

...Flying?

[Regular humans can't fly, after all, and he's pretty sure that the ability to be shiny and white, knowledgeable and fly is what makes angels stand out, and the first three don't seem to fit Cas, so...

But there's probably different kinds of angels.]

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[kickingand]

I mean- guy doesn't take off like an airplane or anything, but he does a disappearing act pretty darn well.

[ So that counts pretty much as flying in Dean's books. ]

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[muscovy]

Where does he appear when he disappears somewhere else?

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[kickingand]

Wherever it is he wanted to go in the first place.

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[muscovy]

That's not flying, that is teleporting.

...What makes peoplein your world angels?

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[kickingand]

Ask Cas, he'll call it flying. Just cause he doesn't spread his wings doesn't mean it don't count.

But they're angels 'cause they come from the Heaven. Born and raised.

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[muscovy]

He doesn't sing very much, though.

[If there's any distinctive feature, aside from stabbing devils and demons and wings, it seems to be that they constantly sing. At least judging by what stories he's been told.]

Is he broken?

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[kickingand]

[ That's honestly almost a good question and Dean has to think on it maybe longer than he should. Because when he showed up he was most definitely broken, but he's shifted now, and he has to give Cas all the credit in the world for that.

But that's not what the kid is asking and Dean knows it. ]

'Cause he's not singing? Nah, Cas' never been able to hold a tune.

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[muscovy]

Angels sing. It's their job.

So if Cas is an angel, he is a broken angel, yes?

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[kickingand]

He's a little bit broken. But not in a bad way.