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[kickingand]

[ Dean is making this brief for a variety of reasons. But he sadly doesn't care enough to make this anything but video - audio and text just seem like far too much effort, and so Dean can be seen boozing it up with a half empty bottle of whiskey he received from the gods.

Someone's been drunk a lot lately.

Big fuckin' deal. ]

So, I kind of happen to have an angel buddy who's in need of a lay. Anyone want to lend a hand?

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[Video]

[kickingand]

[ If he could murder you through the stupid network he would do it. He would. ]

How'd you know it was the wings that did me in.

[Video]

[corundum]

[The feeling's mutual.]

Just an educated guess based on the great combo of your ego and hypocrisy.

[Video]

[kickingand]

Like you wouldn't know anything about egos and bullshit.

[Video]

[corundum]

Takes one to know one, right?

[Video]

[kickingand]

Don't compare me to you.

[Video]

[corundum]

Or what, you'll cry about it on the network?

Besides, too late.

[Video]

[kickingand]

I'm not crying about shit. But i'd be happy to fill a few people in on your little condition.

[Video]

[corundum]

Sure.

Oh no, I'm shaking. Somehow I really doubt anyone here cares, Dean. New setting, new rules.

[Video]

[kickingand]

Yeah, i'm sure everyone'd be real glad to hear it.

[Video]

[corundum]

I know this is something you've never experienced, but people actually like me, Dean. You might let your prejudices get in the way of everything from common sense to basic decency, but so far everyone I've told has been a lot better a person than you are.

[Her words are chosen carefully here because she's very aware this is a public feed.]

[Video]

[kickingand]

You think I care if people like me? Like i'm trying to make besties? Friendship bracelets might be your new deal but they've never been mine.

[Video]

[corundum]

I'm utterly shocked.

[Even she can't keep a straight face when she says that, though her tone is at least appropriately flat.]

[Video]

[kickingand]

Glad we've cleared that up, then. [ He's just rolling his eyes SO HARD. ]

[Video]

[corundum]

[She rolls her eyes as well and just hangs up, because she's having a way more interesting conversation with Castiel right now anyway~]