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[kickingand]

[ Dean is making this brief for a variety of reasons. But he sadly doesn't care enough to make this anything but video - audio and text just seem like far too much effort, and so Dean can be seen boozing it up with a half empty bottle of whiskey he received from the gods.

Someone's been drunk a lot lately.

Big fuckin' deal. ]

So, I kind of happen to have an angel buddy who's in need of a lay. Anyone want to lend a hand?

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[skelebro]

Uh-huh.

[So. For porn. Good to know.]

Why don't just fork that over to your angel buddy if that works out so well for ya?

[kickingand]

[ Dean is a classy ass dude, it's true. ]

To Cas? Oh yeah, see- he's kind of clueless where that comes in.

[skelebro]

I guess it sounds like a pretty complicated process.

[Not that he'd know, on accounts of being a literal skeleton.]

[kickingand]

Depends on which process you're talking about.

[skelebro]

I mean, c'mon. Humans are pretty complicated things. You gotta sleep, you gotta eat, you gotta drink a lotta water for a species that's, what? Eighty-percent made up of the stuff?

[kickingand]

And you're any less complicated? [ Dean just waves a hand because dude- he's talking to a skeleton right now. This is so an issue. ] I mean, how're you even talking? Doesn't that require lungs?

[skelebro]

Monsters're made of magic. It all kinda sorts itself out.

[Their food's made of magic and everything too. Just converts right to energy at the outset. Real handy. Real convenient.]

[kickingand]

That makes you sound like a box of Lucky Charms.

[ Because aren't those made of magic, too? ]

[skelebro]

Box of what?

[No one ever dropped that Underground, he's pretty sure.]

Anyway. Physiologically, there ain't a whole lot to worry about. Skeletons can technically exist without eatin' for a few months.

[kickingand]

I'm just gonna have to take your word on that one cause all the skeletons i've ever known haven't been much for walkin' upright let alone eating.

[skelebro]

Hey, you can trust me.

[Easy to trust a guy who smiles all the time, right? Absolutely. Definitely.]

Bottom line, skeletons ain't all like your run-of-the-mill humans.

[kickingand]

No shit. Think it's safe to say we've got a couple'a differences. Y'know. Surface wise.

[ He may be judging a little. ]

[skelebro]

[Wow, Dean.]

Anyway. Best of luck with your angel buddy. Get him some top-quality chips.

[kickingand]

[ CAN YOU BLAME HIM look at his life ok. ]

Much appreciated.