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[kickingand]

[ Dean is making this brief for a variety of reasons. But he sadly doesn't care enough to make this anything but video - audio and text just seem like far too much effort, and so Dean can be seen boozing it up with a half empty bottle of whiskey he received from the gods.

Someone's been drunk a lot lately.

Big fuckin' deal. ]

So, I kind of happen to have an angel buddy who's in need of a lay. Anyone want to lend a hand?

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[kickingand]

[ THAT'S TOTALLY WHAT HE MEANS.

....


Wait. ]

Course they don't.

[ (this is going well.) ]

[kickingand]

[ Ahah. Ahahh... ]

Not to lay- he's not a chicken.

[kickingand]

Sex?

[ OBVIOUSLY. ]

[kickingand]

[ They're a pain, he knows. ]

Kind of has to do with everything.

[kickingand]

[ Good question. ]

Because it's sex? Shit makes the world go round. [ no, dean- that's usually money. ]

[kickingand]

[ ..... did you really just call him a nitwit. ]

Are you trying to school me?

[kickingand]

[ He has certainly been told worse, at least. ]

Not sure i'm the one that needs the education.

[kickingand]

Now that I can get behind. Shouldn't put me up in front of a room full of runts any day of the week.

[ Because really, that would be a hideously comical idea. ]

[kickingand]

Uh. Dean?

[ Is that the right answer? ]

[kickingand]

No, i'm sure. I'm good. Been Dean since the day I was born.

[kickingand]

'Cause Cas doesn't have it in him to do it himself.

[kickingand]

That'd be his name, yeah.

[ Actually his name is Cas, but Castiel works too. He guesses. Maybe. Gosh. ]

The full unedited version.

[kickingand]

'Cause you know him so well.

[ Pbbt. ]