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[kickingand]

[ Dean is making this brief for a variety of reasons. But he sadly doesn't care enough to make this anything but video - audio and text just seem like far too much effort, and so Dean can be seen boozing it up with a half empty bottle of whiskey he received from the gods.

Someone's been drunk a lot lately.

Big fuckin' deal. ]

So, I kind of happen to have an angel buddy who's in need of a lay. Anyone want to lend a hand?

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[kickingand]

Depends - i'm not usually askin' for a friend.

[ He's usually asking for himself, ahahah...... lame. But at least that's mostly honest, save for that time he dragged Cas to a stripclub. ]

[bekommen]

Yeah, sure, 'cause angels are real.

[Sounds fake, Dean, but OK.]

[kickingand]

[ ... and here, we earn a rather large snort from Dean. ]

Yeah, I used to think that too.

[bekommen]

Until - let me guess - you had a "spiritual experience," right.

[Can you hear the air quotes. Can you.]

You're drunk.

[kickingand]

[ He's so unimpressed by your airquotes. ]

Bein' drunk's got fuck all to do with angels bein' real. And if you count a spiritual experience as, y'know, meeting a bunch of angels, then sure- let's go with that.

[bekommen]

... Are you fucking with me?

[kickingand]

Why would I be fucking with you over angels.

[bekommen]

Fuck, I dunno ... because you can. Because you're drunk. Because I was a huge asshole last time we talked.

[kickingand]

Oh believe me, it takes more than an asshole to make me lie about my feathered friends.

[bekommen]

Yeah? And what about being drunk?

[kickingand]

Bein' drunk doesn't change shit. An angel's an angel no matter how much whiskey i've had.

[bekommen]

So why are you drinking however much whiskey you're drinking anyway?

[kickingand]

Because it was there?

[bekommen]

Yeah, that's always a good excuse. I think was my ma's favorite one, actually.

[kickingand]

What, you want me to spill my guts to you because we're throwin' our parents on the table now? My dad drank his weight in whiskey by the day too, doesn't change a thing.