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[glazedonutholes]

[ The video turns on showing someone in vibrantly pink armor. ]

Ah, man. I am so lost.

[ If you take a look at the background it'll be easy to figure out that he's in some kind of store. ]

Is there a map on this thing? I don't think it's working.

[ There's a loud sound in the background as if something not quite human is lurking around the area which has Donut looking at the door a little too quickly. ]

Heeey guuys.... Can someone tell me how to get back to base?

[ He's not scared, you're scared! ]

Pretty please?

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[64th]

Ooooh I have some bad news for you, buddy. [ she doesn't look or sound very disappointed. ]

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[glazedonutholes]

Bad news?! Oh no! Don't tell me my Mom's are here!

[ He sounds absolutely terrified! ]

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[64th]

What? No. No one's moms are here. You're a long way from home.

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[glazedonutholes]

They're not? Oh, what a relief.

You really scared me there lady.

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[64th]

Sorry?

Are you worried about being grounded? How old are you?

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[glazedonutholes]

NO! I'm not a kid! I'm in the army and only Sarge gets to ground this ass.

[ Points at himself looking very very pleased with himself. ]

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[glazedonutholes]

[ That is - until his raised voice causes a stir outside which has him quickly quieting down.]

You wouldn't happen to know how to get back to the apartments from here, would you?

[quaerit]

I painted a map of the city in the center. That will tell you where everything is here.

[ But, on the subject of...your base.

Whatever your base is. ]

Unfortunately, it won't take you home. That's quite impossible for all of us, I'm sorry to say.

[glazedonutholes]

Painted? How did you get paint supplies here?

[ Waving that off. ]

Oh, I know I can't go home but as Sarge always said. A clean base is a deadly base, but considering we don't have one here I decided to plant a flag in for Red Team that way if Sarge ever does show up he'll know I kept up a deadly base!

I totally missed this notif I'm so sorry!

[quaerit]

Oh, Hope gave them to us, a few weeks back. It's why there are murals and some plants around the place now. He wanted us to make the place brighter. If you ask around, some people may still have supplies.

[ He doesn't know if all of it was used or not. He does think the city looks better as a result, though. Hope hadnt been wrong. ]

Er...it's not really a base, though. At least not in a military sense, which I'm assuming your Sargeant would mean.

np :)

[glazedonutholes]

Hope? Is that one of those cool celestial gods I keep hearing about?

Well of course not silly. You can't have a base without a flag! And I've been working on the perfect "wow" factor!

Re: np :)

[quaerit]

That’s him. You’ll hear from him soon enough. The others are Delight, Sorrow, Fear and Rage, and they suit their names.

[ Forewarned ought to be forearmed; though, honestly, Gansey doubts anyone can really be forewarned about what the gods can do. It’s difficult to believe it until you feel it. ]

Anyway, isn’t there more to a military base than a flag? You might want to talk to the City Guard about this, you know. They’ve taken something of a lead when it comes to defense.

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[skelebro]

Hate to break it to ya, pal, but you're someplace that's else now.

[Boy, that sure is a skeleton. And boy, he sure doesn't seem bothered by his skeletal appearance one bit.]

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[glazedonutholes]

[ He's just going to blink because that sure does look like a skeleton there but Sarge told him there were no such things as zombies! He promised! But then.... ]

Who boned you?

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[skelebro]

[Eyyyy. Sans winks one eyesocket, the bone folding seamlessly downward.]

Heh heh heh. Nice one. But, uh, nobody.

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[glazedonutholes]

Then why are you all bones?

[ Then a thought rushes through his head. ]

Oh. Are you one of those skeleton pets Simmons talks about in that Dungeons and Dragons game?

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[skelebro]

Nah, just a regular skeleton. Name's Sans.

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[glazedonutholes]

Regular skeleton, hmmm.

[ This is all very mysterious and he takes all of 5 seconds before shrugging it off. ]

Nice too meet you, Sans. My name's Donut.

You wouldn't happen to know a way out of here would you?

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[glazedonutholes]

Well you see, I was trying to find some monsters to loot but after a while of searching I couldn't find any so I decided to go back but by then I was already at the store and lost.

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[glazedonutholes]

I won't?

[ What do you mean mister fuzzy guy, which reminds him. ]

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[glazedonutholes]

By the way, love the color scheme. Really brings out your hair.

[ He looks at him. ]

Hey.... you're not some sort of alien are you? It's cool if you are, I mean, so long as you're not trying to wipe out our species I'd love to do some hair care shopping together.

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[glazedonutholes]

Hedgehog!

[ Do you see those sparkles all around him? You Sir have just made his day! ]

Why didn't you say so! I love hedgehogs!

Can I touch your spines?!

[ Yeah, totally didn't hear anything past hedgehog. ]