Video || Boredom

[notjustinthemirror]

So a while ago I got a bunch of random shit that's just been in a box in the alleyway. But I am bored as fuck. So I made a damn bird.

[The camera turns to show:]



Do I get a prize now?

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[circumitus]

what, you want a cookie for that?

[notjustinthemirror]

The fuck am I gonna do with a cookie?

[circumitus]

eat it? sell it, trade it, shove it up your ass if that's your thing, don't care what you'd do.

[Text]

[hearthebell]

There are infinitely more useful things to do with boredom.

[notjustinthemirror]

I'm contemplating shoving it up your ass instead.

But I'd be glad to add a cookie to this box of random shit. Home sweet Alleyway Home.

[notjustinthemirror]

name 2.

[Text]

[hearthebell]

It'd be easy, but at present I'm lacking an incentive. For all I know, making passable facsimiles of robins is your only skill.

[Text]

[notjustinthemirror]

Yes. You got me. All I can do is make plastic robins. That is the entirety of my existence.

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[solvethepuzzle]

I believe the random items were supposed to be a prize in themselves.

[Look, this only has his attention because the bird is made of Lego okay.]

[Text]

[hearthebell]

If that is the case, I can't say it's a very compelling answer to the riddle of your boredom.

[text]

[thechoiceisyours]

That's a pretty sweet bird, though all I can offer is a gold star.

[glazedonutholes]

Oh~

That's so pretty!

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[skelebro]

[Sans tosses a lazy thumbs-up in the demon's direction (some kinda monster, he's thinking? He's got no clue, frankly), though you can't expect him to comment on this in any seriousness.]

I suspect fowl play

[circumitus]

aren't you a tough guy?

you're not actually living in an alley, are you?

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[prespangled]

It kind of looks like a robin.

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[notjustinthemirror]

A box of plastic bricks is a prize? The gods don't know me well at all.

[text]

[notjustinthemirror]

If only we had printers so I could print it out and put it on my wall.

[notjustinthemirror]

Yes.

Well technically I'm not living anywhere but this is where I keep the crap I found so sure.

Also this box has a sign that says home is where the heart is. Guess I need to go find a heart and add it to the box.

[notjustinthemirror]

I'm better at this than I thought.

Is this the whole point of these things? Make some random crap and then take it apart?

[notjustinthemirror]

It's not a duck.

Though points for effort I suppose.

[notjustinthemirror]

I...

Sure. Why not.

You want it?

[Text]

[notjustinthemirror]

Are you psychoanalyzing me right now?

[skelebro]

Eh, I just figure I'd wing it.

[He shrugs, unbothered.]

Anyway. You're a monster, right?

[text]

[thechoiceisyours]

Printers would be pretty great, yeah.

So were the legos part of a kit or did you just manage to make a bird out of a mess of random ones?

[Because that'd be even more impressive.]

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[unfollowing]

wow

[At least now Emily knows there's someone here who's worse off than she is.

lol actually, most people are, but this is still hilarious.]