Video || Boredom

[notjustinthemirror]

So a while ago I got a bunch of random shit that's just been in a box in the alleyway. But I am bored as fuck. So I made a damn bird.

[The camera turns to show:]



Do I get a prize now?

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[notjustinthemirror]

A box of plastic bricks is a prize? The gods don't know me well at all.

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[solvethepuzzle]

[The lesson here is that the next time the gods give out Lego, they should give it to Near. He would appreciate it. Why didn't he get Lego? (Nevermind the jigsaw puzzle, which he does like very much.)]

They do have a habit of misunderstanding many of us. Or perhaps it was intended as a joke of some kind.

[Like Mello's shoes. Misunderstanding or joke? Who knows?]

[notjustinthemirror]

I got a box of these, some glue sticks and a sign that says "Home is where the Heart is".

I haven't hung that one up yet, I figure first I need a heart.

[solvethepuzzle]

[All things being equal, Near is choosing to take this rather literally.]

That would require quite a generous volunteer. Or alternatively, a much more unwilling victim.

[notjustinthemirror]

It doesn't need to be human, I figure a yeti heart is probably a lot more impressive size wise. I'd like it to make a statement piece in my alleyway.

[solvethepuzzle]

That's a much more agreeable solution for all but the yeti, of course. It would be terrible if you were the type of person to rip out human hearts for decoration.

[notjustinthemirror]

The center for the protection of Yeti rights can harass me later.

I can't say I've done that for decoration before, no.

[solvethepuzzle]

[Like he gives a crap about the Yeti.]

Have you done it for other reasons?

[notjustinthemirror]

I've never ripped a heart out that I can remember. But it definitely sounds like something I'd do.

[solvethepuzzle]

Why would you? It sounds very unpleasant.

[The conversation has gone from Lego birds to ripping people's hearts out. This is fine.]

[notjustinthemirror]

Well it sounds messy. But it would be pretty showy. I mean if you want to make a statement to everyone around, that's the way to go.

[solvethepuzzle]

What statement would you be making with that?

[notjustinthemirror]

don't fuck with me