Video || Boredom

[notjustinthemirror]

So a while ago I got a bunch of random shit that's just been in a box in the alleyway. But I am bored as fuck. So I made a damn bird.

[The camera turns to show:]



Do I get a prize now?

Comments

[solvethepuzzle]

[All things being equal, Near is choosing to take this rather literally.]

That would require quite a generous volunteer. Or alternatively, a much more unwilling victim.

[notjustinthemirror]

It doesn't need to be human, I figure a yeti heart is probably a lot more impressive size wise. I'd like it to make a statement piece in my alleyway.

[solvethepuzzle]

That's a much more agreeable solution for all but the yeti, of course. It would be terrible if you were the type of person to rip out human hearts for decoration.

[notjustinthemirror]

The center for the protection of Yeti rights can harass me later.

I can't say I've done that for decoration before, no.

[solvethepuzzle]

[Like he gives a crap about the Yeti.]

Have you done it for other reasons?

[notjustinthemirror]

I've never ripped a heart out that I can remember. But it definitely sounds like something I'd do.

[solvethepuzzle]

Why would you? It sounds very unpleasant.

[The conversation has gone from Lego birds to ripping people's hearts out. This is fine.]

[notjustinthemirror]

Well it sounds messy. But it would be pretty showy. I mean if you want to make a statement to everyone around, that's the way to go.

[solvethepuzzle]

What statement would you be making with that?

[notjustinthemirror]

don't fuck with me