fifth. text (backdated to the 10th).

[torrefied]

[Shortly after it becomes apparent that the newest crop of arrivals has started trickling in, Mello sends the following network-wide message:]

Those of you who have just arrived would do well to read this. (Attachment: README.txt)

Those of you who aren't new will no doubt have commentary to add, since it's typically known that those who are unable to do things themselves tend to have no trouble criticizing those who can and do.

[Mello's not bitter. YOU'RE bitter.]

Comments

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[beautyis]

[Clearly not everybody.]

UM, WHAT??
YOU SEEM TO HAVE MADE A TYPO.
IT SAYS "HUMANS HAVE SKELETONS", WHICH WOULD BE SILLY! IF HUMANS HAD SKELETONS, THERE WOULD BE NOTHING TO DIFFERENTIATE SKELETON MONSTERS FROM HUMANS!
BUT, I DO HAVE A THEORY THAT HUMANS ARE DESCENDED FROM SKELETONS! NYEH HEH HEH, PERHAPS YOU WERE THINKING OF THAT??

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[torrefied]

[No, he most certainly was not.]

Muscle, blood, nerves, skin, hair, various internal organs - these are all pretty big differences between humans and skeletons.

[Why is this his life now.]

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[beautyis]

[Give him a second. Papyrus is pretty clueless when it comes to topics he's not familiar with, one such topic being the physiology of humans; he had never even seen a single human until very recently, and he certainly never familiarized himself with the human's insides. That would be rude and invasive!]

SO...
WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS...
HUMANS ARE JUST SKELETONS WITH EXTRA STUFF ON THEM???

[He's starting to get it.]

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[torrefied]

[Well, it's not inaccurate.]

Sure, we can go with that.