hadriel | [voice]

[ You might be enjoying your evening, relaxing and trying to unwind after all that butt-crap that's been going down in the City lately, huh? Well that's all about to change as a rather loud young lady graces the network on your devices. She needs some supplies and isn't shy about asking for them. ]

HELLOOOO BITCHES!!

[ Let's hope non of you have headphone and are wearing them for this one. ]

Ight! I'mma get straight to the point like ma' name was Zero. I needs one of yous fine ladies to do me a flava! Y'get me? MMM!

[ Just to clarify, when she says 'ladies' she's not really specifying, she kind of calls everyone a lady soooo... ]

I needs someone whos all up and gots fingers that was crafted by the God's themselves~ Heavenly divine digits that could dissemble ass hairs off a fly and have it say "Oh~ that tickles, may I have another~?"

[ She's getting distracted, bear with her. ]

I've got the wood and shizz, just need someone who is good with the human form. Otherwise deez characters are all up and gonna be rabbit styled! OH and some dice!! Gurls can't get her game on without the D's yo!

[ In summary; Tina would like to enquire if anyone has any experience whittling wood. She's trying to make some figures for a game she'd like to play. ]

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I doubt they'd go through so much trouble to hide a crumpet. Or a key. However I do think it's worth exploring.

[ Because the people here are too Good to drink from and god is he thirsty for blood. Any blood, even monsters will do. ]

Nah, nahnahnahnahnahnah! Do NOT underestimate the pawah of the crumpets son! I would give my arms and legs to protect the buttery delicious bastards! Huuug~ so delish! And Hello~ where else would'ya hide a Vault key? Then in the most hardest of places to get to!? The most forbidden of hiding holes!?

[ She's got the notion in her head now, that the tunnels hide a Vault Key somewhere adn why wouldn't they!? ]

[ Armand has never eaten a crumpet, so he is immune to it's buttery deliciousness.

But he supposes there's no way around addressing the second thing. ]

What is a vault key?

[ Tina doesn't know what Armand actually is, or she would have forgiven him for his blasphemy towards crumpets. Also, she's not the best at explaining things like this, but she'll do her best. ]

Hm? What is it? Well it's a key, duh name kinda gives it away there. The Vault hunters normally find it in fragments, all crazy wigged out with words and shiz on them! Once pieced together they tell you the coordinates to the Vault! Tah-dah!

[ Actually, she explained that with as little fuss and fancy as she could. Well done Tina, she'll pat herself on the back for that later. ]

A vault? Like a safe? Is there money inside?

Pffff~ hell if I know! Sometimes its shizz like materials, now I'm talkin' rare as a white gurl with a black gurls badonkadonk kinda rare loot! Annnnd other times sure, its lodza credits and stuff! I even hurd that one time, it was a portal!

So, they are places to hide away valuable items. That might not be such a farfetched idea.

Mhm! The Vault Hunters go coo-coo for 'em! And I help them find them... Sometimes...

[ She was more of a hindrance than a help, but she liked to think it was the other way around. ]

Dont'cha got them where you're from? That must be boring~

There are hunters? I am imagining a land of Indian Joneses, all gambolling about trying to find the loot worthy of a fortune.

[ He pauses for a moment. He's never really admitted this before. ]

No, but I have done treasure hunting in the past. It was addictive. I never could get enough.

[ He pretty much just summed it up! If he ever got to meet Mordecai or even Jack! he'd agree. ]

Mhm! Pretty much the only peeps that live on good ol' Pandora are Vault hunters now-a-days!

[ She curious now. ]

Oh yea? Whatcha hunt for?! Me I prefer the more big badda-boom kinda deal. Screw lookin' for vaults all careful and shit! Imma just show up with a bomb and KABOOM!! ... Quicker and way cooler. Mhm! Mhm!

Pandora? Is that the name of your home?

[ Armand actually laughs. It's the name of his old master's consort. It was rather amusing. ]

Priceless necklaces. Lost paintings. That sort of thing. It was their monetary value I desired, not the things themselves, you understand.

[ It takes him a moment to decipher that. ]

And this gained you treasure?

It's the planet I'm from, soooo yea.

[ He was kinda cool, the stuff he listed off wasn't unheard off, but mostly it was a bigger reword the Vault hunters were after. ]

So what, like, yoo only liked the things for a short while? Did yoo sell 'em on to someone else or summit? And yea! If yoo got into a vault yoo pretty much set yourself up! Thing is, some peeps get hooked on the thrill of lookin' for 'em and shizz.

Ah. Mine would be 'Earth'.

[ Armand is quiet for a moment, thinking of Daniel. All the lengths he went through to keep the boy comfortable and in a bubble of wealth. How little he had cared for it. ]

Yes, I sold them to buyers who drowned me in money. I became very wealthy. Enough to buy my own island.

I can see the appeal of these vaults. What would you hide in one?

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