[voice]

[burn_all_the_babies]

[ You might be enjoying your evening, relaxing and trying to unwind after all that butt-crap that's been going down in the City lately, huh? Well that's all about to change as a rather loud young lady graces the network on your devices. She needs some supplies and isn't shy about asking for them. ]

HELLOOOO BITCHES!!

[ Let's hope non of you have headphone and are wearing them for this one. ]

Ight! I'mma get straight to the point like ma' name was Zero. I needs one of yous fine ladies to do me a flava! Y'get me? MMM!

[ Just to clarify, when she says 'ladies' she's not really specifying, she kind of calls everyone a lady soooo... ]

I needs someone whos all up and gots fingers that was crafted by the God's themselves~ Heavenly divine digits that could dissemble ass hairs off a fly and have it say "Oh~ that tickles, may I have another~?"

[ She's getting distracted, bear with her. ]

I've got the wood and shizz, just need someone who is good with the human form. Otherwise deez characters are all up and gonna be rabbit styled! OH and some dice!! Gurls can't get her game on without the D's yo!

[ In summary; Tina would like to enquire if anyone has any experience whittling wood. She's trying to make some figures for a game she'd like to play. ]

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[64th]

What?

perma voice:

[burn_all_the_babies]

[ Ugh, why would someone make her read! Luckily it's just one word. ]

Pretty sure I was clear on the subject.

[ Snooty, little fancy, put on voice. ]

But just to recap! I'm in needz of some iddy, biddy peepul made outta woodz and stuff. It's for a game Imma be lettin' y'all play with me. Yous can thanks me later!

[64th]

[ ugh, fine. she switches to voice since this person is not going to text her. ]

Well, why can't you do it?

[burn_all_the_babies]

I gots ma own jobs to be gettin on with foo! Like for instance I shall be catching some elusive monsters and makin the badass weapons needed for the event~

[ Tina was taking it way to seriously. If you're gonna play a game at all, you've got to play it right after all. ]

[Text]

[hearthebell]

What exactly are you interested in making? A chess set, or something similar?

perma voice:

[burn_all_the_babies]

[ It's arguable that Tina isn't the greatest when it comes to reading. Don't get me wrong! She can read, but it's likely selective, so when faced with a text message, shes more inclined to skim read and still answer vocally. ]

Imma say somethin' similar! Kinda like chess I guess but Waaaaaay more badass!!I mean like wizz-bizz and magical weaponz andandand all kindza cool shizz gurl! It's for ma Bunkers and Baddases Imma get up and runnin again. It's legit gonna be so super awesome, you might actually explode from the coolness.

[Text]

[hearthebell]

[L is too new to Hadriel, and too habitually paranoid, to let his guard down and go for a video or even vocal mode of communication. Even if he knew, and even if it was requested to switch over, he probably wouldn't be able to bring himself to.]

It sounds like you're talking about tabletop roleplaying. Would that be accurate?

[He doesn't know how else to interpret a phrase like "wizz-bizz", and "magical weaponz" seems relatively straightforward.]

voice;

[burn_all_the_babies]

[ She clicked her fingers then starts to clap. ]

BINGO! whoopwhoop~ get dis lady a prize! Dats exactly what I'm talkin' 'bout foo! Still need't make mah Bunker Master's plan but it's half way done gurl, we's got this.

[ She's more excited that someone actually had an idea about what she was talking about. This gave Tina hope she'd be able to bend this persons arm into playing with her. ]

Imma make the weaponz mahself buuut might be hard as balls to make 'em so smol so so so smol.

[skelebro]

[Confusion isn't fucking things up irrevocably for him anymore. So that's, you know, plenty nice. He disables the remnants of the virus plaguing his phone and checks up on whatever he might've missed in the past few days.

There's not much of consequences. That isn't very surprising.]

what do you need characters for?

[burn_all_the_babies]

[ Tina had been laying low during all that confusion bizz... She'd been feeling more coherent and that in itself was confusing enough for poor Tina. So! When her madness returned back to normal, she was very pleased! Very pleased indeed. ]

Only the mostest, amazingist, badassest game in the whole of the world ever part two! I'll letcha have first dibs on character types, seein' as yous was nice enough to help a gurl find herself a sweetass home!

Ya fuckin walcome bro.

whoops this is video now

[skelebro]

Hey, that sounds pretty great.

[He's been meanin' to have himself a game night with Papyrus and the kids. And this is like a warm-up to that very same, or somethin' along those lines. Close enough.]

What kinda game are we talkin' here?

xD

[burn_all_the_babies]

Hold on to ya pelvis my boney bro and I'll tell yous alll~ about it!

[ She paused and takes a deep breath, then just stops what she was going to say after all. ]

-Actually, scrap that spoilers~ You'll jus' have to wait and play! But on the low down, I can hint that there's gonna be monstas and adventures and pirate space lesbians! AHAHAHAHAH!!! ... Shits gonna be legit the coolest game.

voice.

[scarletcast]

[ ... ]

[ ... ]

What are you trying to make?

voice.

[burn_all_the_babies]

Uhh ... Little wooden figures? Y'know, like the kind yud play make believe with on oh say a table top?

I need a fighter, wizard, cleric, rogue, ranger, barbarian, bard, druid, annnnd a monk! Failin' dat! I couldz just collect them actual peoples! Y'know a real-life-action-- OMG GURl! Yoos just gave me a braingasum!!! Them's is like the bestest kind of thoughts that make your brain feel all gooey and yum in case you was wondering!

voice.

[scarletcast]

I do not think you will find enough people here.

Do you mind if the figures are made of stone?

voice.

[burn_all_the_babies]

Awww~ But that's how many I need...

[ A moments thought, then she replies happily again. ]

Stone? Oooh~ Gee-knee-us!

voice;

[oversear]

[ Oh my god, his poor assaulted senses. He'll never get over how young mortals throw around foul language like that.

But 'fingers crafted by God' definitely has his attention. ]

I am not a lady but perhaps I can help. You are trying to play a game?

voice;

[burn_all_the_babies]

It's alright gurl, we all fine bitches on the inside.

[ She really, actually, doesn't mean any offence in the way that she talks or the things she's saying, it's just how she was raised- or rather, wasn't raised. ]

I'mma try an' get a game of Bunkers and Badasses up and runnin' but I ain't got nose board~ or figures~ Just the awesome story, made up by yours truly! That's me by the way, the most amazeballs of Bunker masters!

voice;

[oversear]

[ He seriously doubts that he is a 'bitch', such name calling is usually reserved for a very special type of woman. Armand's a little old fashion like that. But he's been called 'pretty as a girl' before, so he rolls with it.

There's amusement in his voice when he asks his next question. ]

And what would this story be?

voice

[wipedclean]

I didn't understand a single thing you just said.

[Seriously what the heck.]

voice

[burn_all_the_babies]

[ Tina clears her throat before she starts to explain more clearly. Well, this is Tina we're talking about so it's arguable what is and isn't clear. You asked for this buddy! ]

Soo~ Like I was saying, Imma get straight to mah point like Zero, he's am assassin real neat with a sniper like OH HELLO LIL' RED DOT ON YOUR FORHEAD AND OR CROTCH kind point, ya feel me? ... How do I explain emoticons over a voice broadcast? OH OH! Hearts! Sideways fuckin' smileys bro! X to the motherfreakin D!!!

[ It's okay if you're lost, really. ]

Now that my point is clear, the point I made was, I need some lil' characters to play with. Gurls got to get her relax on somehow amma right? Yea I'm right.

[ A pause. ]

You understand now, huh? huh?

[wipedclean]

[That was very loud. And didn't exactly clear anything up. But he got the sniper bit, he definitely understood that.]

Characters for what? And why are you asking us?

[muscovy]

If you want people to understand you, you should talk properly, yes?

[burn_all_the_babies]

... Soz, I don't understand ya.

[ Snerk. ]

[muscovy]

Then you should clean out your ears or learn proper language, yes?