burn_all_the_babies: (✂ She pulled up her dress)
Tiny Tina ([personal profile] burn_all_the_babies) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2016-10-02 11:28 pm

[voice]

[ You might be enjoying your evening, relaxing and trying to unwind after all that butt-crap that's been going down in the City lately, huh? Well that's all about to change as a rather loud young lady graces the network on your devices. She needs some supplies and isn't shy about asking for them. ]

HELLOOOO BITCHES!!

[ Let's hope non of you have headphone and are wearing them for this one. ]

Ight! I'mma get straight to the point like ma' name was Zero. I needs one of yous fine ladies to do me a flava! Y'get me? MMM!

[ Just to clarify, when she says 'ladies' she's not really specifying, she kind of calls everyone a lady soooo... ]

I needs someone whos all up and gots fingers that was crafted by the God's themselves~ Heavenly divine digits that could dissemble ass hairs off a fly and have it say "Oh~ that tickles, may I have another~?"

[ She's getting distracted, bear with her. ]

I've got the wood and shizz, just need someone who is good with the human form. Otherwise deez characters are all up and gonna be rabbit styled! OH and some dice!! Gurls can't get her game on without the D's yo!

[ In summary; Tina would like to enquire if anyone has any experience whittling wood. She's trying to make some figures for a game she'd like to play. ]
64th: (yeah we're all just calm cool collected)

[personal profile] 64th 2016-10-24 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
I [ she pauses, mentally reaching for something. anything. and then she has a moment of inspiration. ]

I am going to teach people to fight. Not just self-defense, but to be fighters. Most people here are completely out of shape, so I guess I'll have to start there first. Eventually, though, anyone who wants to fight against the monsters will have the training to do so.

[ ha! she could do that. she has done that. and adults would be way easier to train than kids, right? ]
64th: (My favorite hobby is also activities!)

[personal profile] 64th 2016-10-27 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Uh - [ DAMN IT NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE HER UP ON THAT. ]

Yea? Yes. Sure. When I'm ready I'll let you know. Yeah.