burn_all_the_babies: (✂ She pulled up her dress)
Tiny Tina ([personal profile] burn_all_the_babies) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2016-10-02 11:28 pm

[voice]

[ You might be enjoying your evening, relaxing and trying to unwind after all that butt-crap that's been going down in the City lately, huh? Well that's all about to change as a rather loud young lady graces the network on your devices. She needs some supplies and isn't shy about asking for them. ]

HELLOOOO BITCHES!!

[ Let's hope non of you have headphone and are wearing them for this one. ]

Ight! I'mma get straight to the point like ma' name was Zero. I needs one of yous fine ladies to do me a flava! Y'get me? MMM!

[ Just to clarify, when she says 'ladies' she's not really specifying, she kind of calls everyone a lady soooo... ]

I needs someone whos all up and gots fingers that was crafted by the God's themselves~ Heavenly divine digits that could dissemble ass hairs off a fly and have it say "Oh~ that tickles, may I have another~?"

[ She's getting distracted, bear with her. ]

I've got the wood and shizz, just need someone who is good with the human form. Otherwise deez characters are all up and gonna be rabbit styled! OH and some dice!! Gurls can't get her game on without the D's yo!

[ In summary; Tina would like to enquire if anyone has any experience whittling wood. She's trying to make some figures for a game she'd like to play. ]
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[personal profile] muscovy 2016-10-24 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
But you wouldn't have needed to open their heads. Killing them would have been enough, yes?

[And a lot less gross.

...Introductions are still nice. He loves them because he can attach names of family to his name in them.]


I'm Muscovy M. Prochainezo. Who are you?
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[personal profile] muscovy 2016-10-28 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
[He nods enthusiastically.]

My middle name comes from my lord father and my last name comes from big bro. And Muscovy I picked myself. [Kind of. But there was a bunch of options and he decided on Muscovy.]

Why do you call yourself Tiny?