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[burn_all_the_babies]

[ You might be enjoying your evening, relaxing and trying to unwind after all that butt-crap that's been going down in the City lately, huh? Well that's all about to change as a rather loud young lady graces the network on your devices. She needs some supplies and isn't shy about asking for them. ]

HELLOOOO BITCHES!!

[ Let's hope non of you have headphone and are wearing them for this one. ]

Ight! I'mma get straight to the point like ma' name was Zero. I needs one of yous fine ladies to do me a flava! Y'get me? MMM!

[ Just to clarify, when she says 'ladies' she's not really specifying, she kind of calls everyone a lady soooo... ]

I needs someone whos all up and gots fingers that was crafted by the God's themselves~ Heavenly divine digits that could dissemble ass hairs off a fly and have it say "Oh~ that tickles, may I have another~?"

[ She's getting distracted, bear with her. ]

I've got the wood and shizz, just need someone who is good with the human form. Otherwise deez characters are all up and gonna be rabbit styled! OH and some dice!! Gurls can't get her game on without the D's yo!

[ In summary; Tina would like to enquire if anyone has any experience whittling wood. She's trying to make some figures for a game she'd like to play. ]

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[burn_all_the_babies]

[ Tina clears her throat before she starts to explain more clearly. Well, this is Tina we're talking about so it's arguable what is and isn't clear. You asked for this buddy! ]

Soo~ Like I was saying, Imma get straight to mah point like Zero, he's am assassin real neat with a sniper like OH HELLO LIL' RED DOT ON YOUR FORHEAD AND OR CROTCH kind point, ya feel me? ... How do I explain emoticons over a voice broadcast? OH OH! Hearts! Sideways fuckin' smileys bro! X to the motherfreakin D!!!

[ It's okay if you're lost, really. ]

Now that my point is clear, the point I made was, I need some lil' characters to play with. Gurls got to get her relax on somehow amma right? Yea I'm right.

[ A pause. ]

You understand now, huh? huh?

[wipedclean]

[That was very loud. And didn't exactly clear anything up. But he got the sniper bit, he definitely understood that.]

Characters for what? And why are you asking us?

[burn_all_the_babies]

Because duh! Yoo can't play Bunkers and Badasses all on ya lonely! sheesh! Yoos all actin' like I'm askin'ya to give me all ya moneh! Or A kidney!

[ Making little gun sounds, pew pew and so on as she acted out on the other side of the phone - Not that Bucky could see that of course. She's really not helping herself here is she? ]

[wipedclean]

What the hell is Bunkers and Badasses?

[He is an old man from another planet, Tina. Give him a break.]

[burn_all_the_babies]

[ No! No one gets let off easy! ]

Gurl, yoos gonna be the death of me.

[ Taking a deep breath before she went into an explanation. ]

Yoo ev'a played make bolieve!? All ya gotta do is listen to your marvelous~ Bunker master, aka ME Tina, yoos walcome, please don't crowd! I spits yoo a tale of magic and war! Betrayal, love~ and cookies, gots t'have dem chocolate chip cookies in the story somewhere, it's the main staple for any real badass MMM!

[wipedclean]

I... don't play make believe.

[Weapons don't have imaginations they just complete the mission. No story required.]

[burn_all_the_babies]

. . .

[ Wow, just, wow. This guy. Tina was stumped and that didn't happen often! She had to think for a moment on how else to phrase it, but unfortunatly she'd already gave it her best shot!. ]

Maaaan~ Then what the hell do yoo do! No one, ain't NO ONE that boring!