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hadriel2016-10-02 11:28 pm
burn_all_the_babies) wrote in hadriel2016-10-02 11:28 pm
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[ You might be enjoying your evening, relaxing and trying to unwind after all that butt-crap that's been going down in the City lately, huh? Well that's all about to change as a rather loud young lady graces the network on your devices. She needs some supplies and isn't shy about asking for them. ]
HELLOOOO BITCHES!!
[ Let's hope non of you have headphone and are wearing them for this one. ]
Ight! I'mma get straight to the point like ma' name was Zero. I needs one of yous fine ladies to do me a flava! Y'get me? MMM!
[ Just to clarify, when she says 'ladies' she's not really specifying, she kind of calls everyone a lady soooo... ]
I needs someone whos all up and gots fingers that was crafted by the God's themselves~ Heavenly divine digits that could dissemble ass hairs off a fly and have it say "Oh~ that tickles, may I have another~?"
[ She's getting distracted, bear with her. ]
I've got the wood and shizz, just need someone who is good with the human form. Otherwise deez characters are all up and gonna be rabbit styled! OH and some dice!! Gurls can't get her game on without the D's yo!
[ In summary; Tina would like to enquire if anyone has any experience whittling wood. She's trying to make some figures for a game she'd like to play. ]
HELLOOOO BITCHES!!
[ Let's hope non of you have headphone and are wearing them for this one. ]
Ight! I'mma get straight to the point like ma' name was Zero. I needs one of yous fine ladies to do me a flava! Y'get me? MMM!
[ Just to clarify, when she says 'ladies' she's not really specifying, she kind of calls everyone a lady soooo... ]
I needs someone whos all up and gots fingers that was crafted by the God's themselves~ Heavenly divine digits that could dissemble ass hairs off a fly and have it say "Oh~ that tickles, may I have another~?"
[ She's getting distracted, bear with her. ]
I've got the wood and shizz, just need someone who is good with the human form. Otherwise deez characters are all up and gonna be rabbit styled! OH and some dice!! Gurls can't get her game on without the D's yo!
[ In summary; Tina would like to enquire if anyone has any experience whittling wood. She's trying to make some figures for a game she'd like to play. ]
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[He is an old man from another planet, Tina. Give him a break.]
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Gurl, yoos gonna be the death of me.
[ Taking a deep breath before she went into an explanation. ]
Yoo ev'a played make bolieve!? All ya gotta do is listen to your marvelous~ Bunker master, aka ME Tina, yoos walcome, please don't crowd! I spits yoo a tale of magic and war! Betrayal, love~ and cookies, gots t'have dem chocolate chip cookies in the story somewhere, it's the main staple for any real badass MMM!
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[Weapons don't have imaginations they just complete the mission. No story required.]
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[ Wow, just, wow. This guy. Tina was stumped and that didn't happen often! She had to think for a moment on how else to phrase it, but unfortunatly she'd already gave it her best shot!. ]
Maaaan~ Then what the hell do yoo do! No one, ain't NO ONE that boring!