[voice]

[burn_all_the_babies]

[ You might be enjoying your evening, relaxing and trying to unwind after all that butt-crap that's been going down in the City lately, huh? Well that's all about to change as a rather loud young lady graces the network on your devices. She needs some supplies and isn't shy about asking for them. ]

HELLOOOO BITCHES!!

[ Let's hope non of you have headphone and are wearing them for this one. ]

Ight! I'mma get straight to the point like ma' name was Zero. I needs one of yous fine ladies to do me a flava! Y'get me? MMM!

[ Just to clarify, when she says 'ladies' she's not really specifying, she kind of calls everyone a lady soooo... ]

I needs someone whos all up and gots fingers that was crafted by the God's themselves~ Heavenly divine digits that could dissemble ass hairs off a fly and have it say "Oh~ that tickles, may I have another~?"

[ She's getting distracted, bear with her. ]

I've got the wood and shizz, just need someone who is good with the human form. Otherwise deez characters are all up and gonna be rabbit styled! OH and some dice!! Gurls can't get her game on without the D's yo!

[ In summary; Tina would like to enquire if anyone has any experience whittling wood. She's trying to make some figures for a game she'd like to play. ]

Comments

voice;

[burn_all_the_babies]

I don't!

[ Tina called everyone lady or gurl it was more of a verbal tick than anything else! ]

[Text]

[hearthebell]

Fair enough, but you can certainly see how one might be under that impression.

voice;

[burn_all_the_babies]

Yea, guess so. But like, I don't actually not know that you're not a lady so~ Can't blame me for the unknown!

[Text]

[hearthebell]

I don't blame you. It's not a logical assumption, but not one that's inherently insulting, either.

voice;

[burn_all_the_babies]

Say what now?

[ He was confusing her a little. ]

Y'know, you speak like a computer of some shiz...

[ Yes, she's aware she's reading his text, but that doesn't stop her from hearing a computer's voice in her head! ]

[Text]

[hearthebell]

Do you think so?

[It's actually not the first time he's heard that. He doesn't really consider it an insult, either.]

Do you have a lot of experience with computers?