[voice]

[burn_all_the_babies]

[ You might be enjoying your evening, relaxing and trying to unwind after all that butt-crap that's been going down in the City lately, huh? Well that's all about to change as a rather loud young lady graces the network on your devices. She needs some supplies and isn't shy about asking for them. ]

HELLOOOO BITCHES!!

[ Let's hope non of you have headphone and are wearing them for this one. ]

Ight! I'mma get straight to the point like ma' name was Zero. I needs one of yous fine ladies to do me a flava! Y'get me? MMM!

[ Just to clarify, when she says 'ladies' she's not really specifying, she kind of calls everyone a lady soooo... ]

I needs someone whos all up and gots fingers that was crafted by the God's themselves~ Heavenly divine digits that could dissemble ass hairs off a fly and have it say "Oh~ that tickles, may I have another~?"

[ She's getting distracted, bear with her. ]

I've got the wood and shizz, just need someone who is good with the human form. Otherwise deez characters are all up and gonna be rabbit styled! OH and some dice!! Gurls can't get her game on without the D's yo!

[ In summary; Tina would like to enquire if anyone has any experience whittling wood. She's trying to make some figures for a game she'd like to play. ]

Comments

[burn_all_the_babies]

What, like ya mean like the bandits and shit?

[ Tina had forgotten any and all manners her parents had taught her when they were still alive. After that day at the Slab experimentation labs, Tina had blocked out almost everything from her earlier years. This was just how she was now! loud, rude and with a terrible vocabulary. ]

Maybe it's yoos whos gots the broken ears holes gurl! You're the only one who can't understand me!

[muscovy]

Those who did not understand you didn't answer and just thought that you are very silly.

But it is important to tell people when they are silly, or they won't learn and be able to make an effort to stop it. So I told you.

What bandits?

[burn_all_the_babies]

[ She's confused. Is he trying to tell her that she's silly!? Never! Its just how Tina is, she wasn't raised very well if at all and as a result, this is how she talks. In fact, Tina is something of a genius, she just sounds like trash. ]

Yeayeayea~ Yawn!

[ She was getting bored of being told how to act. ]

Yea bandits! They all up and got their brains smooshed! Slabs and all that butt-crap. True story.

[muscovy]

[The standards by which he judges peoples' silliness levels are about 0% connected to intellectual intelligence. More to people deviating from how he perceives the world to be and ideally function.]

Why did you open their heads?

[burn_all_the_babies]

Um why else! because they're the bad guys!

[ This kid was kind of strange. Telling Tina off like they were her parent or something. Seeing to be bothered by her language yet still engaging her in conversation? She was curious about them now. ]

who are ya anyway? Seem like a bit of a bussy boddy bro!

[muscovy]

But you wouldn't have needed to open their heads. Killing them would have been enough, yes?

[And a lot less gross.

...Introductions are still nice. He loves them because he can attach names of family to his name in them.]

I'm Muscovy M. Prochainezo. Who are you?

[burn_all_the_babies]

Well yeah~ but...

[ She has no 'but' the kid actually made sense and Tina didn't know how to accept that she might actually have been in the wrong. So, she says nothing more on it! ]

Oh MAN! That name is the for reals deal! I'm all kinds of hella jealous boi! I'm Tiny Tina, probably the world's, if not galaxies most amazing gurl in like 5ever!

[muscovy]

[He nods enthusiastically.]

My middle name comes from my lord father and my last name comes from big bro. And Muscovy I picked myself. [Kind of. But there was a bunch of options and he decided on Muscovy.]

Why do you call yourself Tiny?