hadriel | [voice]

[ You might be enjoying your evening, relaxing and trying to unwind after all that butt-crap that's been going down in the City lately, huh? Well that's all about to change as a rather loud young lady graces the network on your devices. She needs some supplies and isn't shy about asking for them. ]

HELLOOOO BITCHES!!

[ Let's hope non of you have headphone and are wearing them for this one. ]

Ight! I'mma get straight to the point like ma' name was Zero. I needs one of yous fine ladies to do me a flava! Y'get me? MMM!

[ Just to clarify, when she says 'ladies' she's not really specifying, she kind of calls everyone a lady soooo... ]

I needs someone whos all up and gots fingers that was crafted by the God's themselves~ Heavenly divine digits that could dissemble ass hairs off a fly and have it say "Oh~ that tickles, may I have another~?"

[ She's getting distracted, bear with her. ]

I've got the wood and shizz, just need someone who is good with the human form. Otherwise deez characters are all up and gonna be rabbit styled! OH and some dice!! Gurls can't get her game on without the D's yo!

[ In summary; Tina would like to enquire if anyone has any experience whittling wood. She's trying to make some figures for a game she'd like to play. ]

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[ It's arguable that Tina isn't the greatest when it comes to reading. Don't get me wrong! She can read, but it's likely selective, so when faced with a text message, shes more inclined to skim read and still answer vocally. ]

Imma say somethin' similar! Kinda like chess I guess but Waaaaaay more badass!!I mean like wizz-bizz and magical weaponz andandand all kindza cool shizz gurl! It's for ma Bunkers and Baddases Imma get up and runnin again. It's legit gonna be so super awesome, you might actually explode from the coolness.

[L is too new to Hadriel, and too habitually paranoid, to let his guard down and go for a video or even vocal mode of communication. Even if he knew, and even if it was requested to switch over, he probably wouldn't be able to bring himself to.]

It sounds like you're talking about tabletop roleplaying. Would that be accurate?

[He doesn't know how else to interpret a phrase like "wizz-bizz", and "magical weaponz" seems relatively straightforward.]

[ She clicked her fingers then starts to clap. ]

BINGO! whoopwhoop~ get dis lady a prize! Dats exactly what I'm talkin' 'bout foo! Still need't make mah Bunker Master's plan but it's half way done gurl, we's got this.

[ She's more excited that someone actually had an idea about what she was talking about. This gave Tina hope she'd be able to bend this persons arm into playing with her. ]

Imma make the weaponz mahself buuut might be hard as balls to make 'em so smol so so so smol.

[Well, that's... not quite the reaction he expected, but L is pretty adaptable. Soon this boisterous youth won't be surprising him. As much. Maybe.]

Is that how you're coping with being here? Indulging in the hobbies and pastimes you did before?

[ Don't count on it genius. Tina's about as full of surprises as a thermonuclear weapon in unstable conditions! ]

Am I what now? ...Look lady, I ain't breakin' nenny rulez here MMM! A gurls jus' trinna get her dice on, m'kay?

[ It was hard to tell if Tina was actually indulging in her hobby for exactly the reasons L suspected, or, she was really just acting on unstable impulse? Tina was known to do random things at the most unusual times, it could just be she was wired the wrong way. ]

I have to ask: why do you assume that I am a "lady?"

I don't!

[ Tina called everyone lady or gurl it was more of a verbal tick than anything else! ]

Fair enough, but you can certainly see how one might be under that impression.

Yea, guess so. But like, I don't actually not know that you're not a lady so~ Can't blame me for the unknown!

I don't blame you. It's not a logical assumption, but not one that's inherently insulting, either.

Say what now?

[ He was confusing her a little. ]

Y'know, you speak like a computer of some shiz...

[ Yes, she's aware she's reading his text, but that doesn't stop her from hearing a computer's voice in her head! ]

Do you think so?

[It's actually not the first time he's heard that. He doesn't really consider it an insult, either.]

Do you have a lot of experience with computers?

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