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[video] 1st Shape
[There's someone new on the network. They appear to be human, but at a second glance, it's clear there's some...differences. Her eyes definitely look more cat-like than anything, and she's got huge rabbit ears sprouting from her head. In addition to the perfectly human ears on the sides of her head, because who doesn't want extra ears sometimes? She beams and waves at the camera with a hand that ends in a bear's claws.]
Hello, hello! Camille here, I'm new! And I have a small request! Those dragons are still kicking around, wreaking havoc and all that, yes? Awful rude, awful dangerous and all but, I know some of you brave hearts are aiming to put them down! So, my request--if you can manage it, try not to damage them too badly? I'm planning on turning them into dragon pies, if I can! Who doesn't like a good meat pie when the weather starts to get cold? Well, not that there's technically weather down here, hu hu, but you take my meaning!
So, yes! If anyone knows about...fileting a dragon? That would be helpful, as I have no earthly idea. What better way to introduce myself to the city than with a metric ton of dragon meat pies? Just need to, ah, get my hands on enough flour and such for the crust. Need me a house of sorts before then, I'm thinking...
[She grins again and gives a double thumbs-up.]
That's all! Unhappy to be here, Hadrielites, but I aim to make the most of it!
Hello, hello! Camille here, I'm new! And I have a small request! Those dragons are still kicking around, wreaking havoc and all that, yes? Awful rude, awful dangerous and all but, I know some of you brave hearts are aiming to put them down! So, my request--if you can manage it, try not to damage them too badly? I'm planning on turning them into dragon pies, if I can! Who doesn't like a good meat pie when the weather starts to get cold? Well, not that there's technically weather down here, hu hu, but you take my meaning!
So, yes! If anyone knows about...fileting a dragon? That would be helpful, as I have no earthly idea. What better way to introduce myself to the city than with a metric ton of dragon meat pies? Just need to, ah, get my hands on enough flour and such for the crust. Need me a house of sorts before then, I'm thinking...
[She grins again and gives a double thumbs-up.]
That's all! Unhappy to be here, Hadrielites, but I aim to make the most of it!
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THE REST I CAN SHOVE IN A FREEZER THERE MUST BE SOME INDUSTRIAL FREEZERS OF SOME SORT AROUND HERE RIGHT?
SORRY FOR THE CAPITAL LETTERS THIS MAKES IT LOOK LIKE I'M YELLING OR SOMETHING!
I CAN'T FIND THE CAPSLOCK BUTTON I'M NOT GOOD WITH TECHNOLOGY I'M AFRAID.
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[ Attached: Capslock.jpg (a photo of another [Newton's] phone with the keyboard interface, the appropriate button circled in red) ]
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you're right! there would be vegetarians!
no industrial freezers? no meat lockers?????
terrible!
maybe someone could build one?
are there refrigerators at all? oh please tell me there are at least refrigerators
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There are refrigerators. I doubt even using every refrigerator in every house or apartment would be enough for all that dragon meat. Frankly, as useful as it would be to stockpile food, we don't have enough to necessitate an industrial freezer, though we could certainly build one.
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well, maybe someone has ice or preservation magic or somesuch. building such a thing might be a good idea, though of course i'm new here! don't know how that sort of thing would work. far be it from me to go making suggestions. would be rude to complain about the decor when i've only just arrived.
though i can complain about the hosts! yes.
in any case, i'll aim to make as many pies as i can with whatever i can acquire! no harm in a surplus, so long as we find a way to preserve it.
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There are not many options, but you ought to be able to find something.
Someone might, yes. You might as well complain or make suggestions. You're trapped here like all the rest of us, and given the circumstances I doubt many are sentimental about the ramshackle things that have been done. Besides, you might have something useful to say.
You might go easy on Mr. Hope, Mr. Sorrow, and Miss Delight. I find them less objectionable.
Well, waste not.
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ah thank you kindly! you are very helpful!
ooh i like this one, it's fun! and you make a good point, a very good point, we are all trapped here together and all. might be i can make some improvements.
this one isn't so bad either! for that matter, what about perishables? are there cows down here to make butter and such? i will need LOTS of butter! sheep or goats will do. or could we get some? surely gods can just sort of miracle that sort of thing into existence, yes?
indeed indeed, i daresay i'll get along with miss delight, though the mere fact that they style themselves gods at all rather rubs me the wrong way.
I FOUND THE COLORS!
casually threadjacks
GOOD
which one was that
oh here we go! yes it's a fun little font. i can see you like it too!
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pretty good, right?
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IT IS I See it here!
It's so stately!
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best font in the world.
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you really care about your brother, huh?
hold on this is tiny let me see if I can make it bigger!
there!
wait no
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[Anyone who says otherwise is lying, tbh]
well, yeah.
best brother ever.
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THIS DOES MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I'M YELLING THOUGH!
ALSO IT'S A LITTLE THIN AND HARD TO READ THERE THAT'S BETTER!
ALSO AWWWW AGAIN!
IT'S NICE THAT YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT HIM!
I BET HE DOES TOO!!
NOT ALL SIBLINGS GET ALONG SO WELL! NOW ME, I LOVE MY SIBS, BUT WE ALL TEASE EACH OTHER RELENTLESSLY! I THINK ZAYID WANTED TO DISOWN ME HALF THE TIME!
Typing like this is making me feel almost out of breath!
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[not here with the worst metaphor]
best brother ever.
Honestly, those two.
It rather takes the hot wind out of his aggravation sails. ]
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is watching the worms crawl out and get everywhere,
yes. ]
You are again welcome.
There are no cows, sheep, or goats. I suppose you could make a request to one of the gods. Probably not Mr. Fear, however. It may be more difficult for them to create a living animal that would produce the sort of products you desire.
I suppose they were once worshipped as gods, though they are not our gods. To be generous, anyway.
[ NOT... JUST NOT acknowledging the color. ]
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That's terrible! A travesty! I'll have to use some kind of vegan substitute, I imagine. I would hate to be indebted to these god types, but I might not have a choice! A baker without butter is like a fish without water! A fairy without a barrow! A car without an engine! And other metaphors!
Hm I suppose I'll just take it up with Delight or something.
Also, do you know how to create magic at all, Mr. Stranger? It's important! I have some new friends who can't eat unless there's magic in a thing, and I've never had a knack for that sort of 'mancing.
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I think people here would be interested in any success you achieve in that. You might keep us apprised.
Not, not at all, not a lick of it. It is Dr. Gottlieb, by the way. We've all got IDs attached to post on this network.
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Oh! I see it now, there it is! Well, Dr. you've been very helpful!
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[ And he is, small as it is. There is so little he can do. ]
If you have any other questions about these phones, I may be able to help. Until then, good day.
it's okay /gently pets