hadriel | [video] 1st Shape

[There's someone new on the network. They appear to be human, but at a second glance, it's clear there's some...differences. Her eyes definitely look more cat-like than anything, and she's got huge rabbit ears sprouting from her head. In addition to the perfectly human ears on the sides of her head, because who doesn't want extra ears sometimes? She beams and waves at the camera with a hand that ends in a bear's claws.]

Hello, hello! Camille here, I'm new! And I have a small request! Those dragons are still kicking around, wreaking havoc and all that, yes? Awful rude, awful dangerous and all but, I know some of you brave hearts are aiming to put them down! So, my request--if you can manage it, try not to damage them too badly? I'm planning on turning them into dragon pies, if I can! Who doesn't like a good meat pie when the weather starts to get cold? Well, not that there's technically weather down here, hu hu, but you take my meaning!

So, yes! If anyone knows about...fileting a dragon? That would be helpful, as I have no earthly idea. What better way to introduce myself to the city than with a metric ton of dragon meat pies? Just need to, ah, get my hands on enough flour and such for the crust. Need me a house of sorts before then, I'm thinking...

[She grins again and gives a double thumbs-up.]

That's all! Unhappy to be here, Hadrielites, but I aim to make the most of it!

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How do you intend to preserve all those pies?

WELL THE IDEA WOULD BE THAT EVERYONE IN THE CITY WOULD GET A PIE OF THEIR OWN!

THE REST I CAN SHOVE IN A FREEZER THERE MUST BE SOME INDUSTRIAL FREEZERS OF SOME SORT AROUND HERE RIGHT?

SORRY FOR THE CAPITAL LETTERS THIS MAKES IT LOOK LIKE I'M YELLING OR SOMETHING!

I CAN'T FIND THE CAPSLOCK BUTTON I'M NOT GOOD WITH TECHNOLOGY I'M AFRAID.

Wait a sec, what does dragon taste like?

There are no industrial freezers. Additionally, there are many vegetarians.

[ Attached: Capslock.jpg (a photo of another [Newton's] phone with the keyboard interface, the appropriate button circled in red) ]

I have absolutely no idea!

OH HEy thank you!

you're right! there would be vegetarians!

no industrial freezers? no meat lockers?????

terrible!

maybe someone could build one?

are there refrigerators at all? oh please tell me there are at least refrigerators

You're welcome. If you have other questions, I may be able to assist you.

There are refrigerators. I doubt even using every refrigerator in every house or apartment would be enough for all that dragon meat. Frankly, as useful as it would be to stockpile food, we don't have enough to necessitate an industrial freezer, though we could certainly build one.

i do have another question! is there a way to change the font on here? this one is boring.

well, maybe someone has ice or preservation magic or somesuch. building such a thing might be a good idea, though of course i'm new here! don't know how that sort of thing would work. far be it from me to go making suggestions. would be rude to complain about the decor when i've only just arrived.

though i can complain about the hosts! yes.

in any case, i'll aim to make as many pies as i can with whatever i can acquire! no harm in a surplus, so long as we find a way to preserve it.

[ He's tempted to direct her to Mr. Sans for that one, but -- instead, he sends another picture. ]

There are not many options, but you ought to be able to find something.

Someone might, yes. You might as well complain or make suggestions. You're trapped here like all the rest of us, and given the circumstances I doubt many are sentimental about the ramshackle things that have been done. Besides, you might have something useful to say.

You might go easy on Mr. Hope, Mr. Sorrow, and Miss Delight. I find them less objectionable.

Well, waste not.

I would recommend one or two pies each and we could make jerky out of the remainder.

That's assuming their flesh isn't toxic, of course. And I should very much like to lay hands on a piece of hide.

[ It's the demeanor that interests Pell the most, then the additions to her otherwise human appearance, then the request about eating dragons -- they eat the monsters here, after all, that's definitely the least strange thing about her message. ]

I don't know anything about the palatability of dragons, but I can point you at the housing. And where to find flour... perishables like butter are harder to come by but I've found oil and shortening before, in small amounts.

[You've opened a can of worms here, Dr. Gottlieb.]

ah thank you kindly! you are very helpful!

ooh i like this one, it's fun! and you make a good point, a very good point, we are all trapped here together and all. might be i can make some improvements.

this one isn't so bad either! for that matter, what about perishables? are there cows down here to make butter and such? i will need LOTS of butter! sheep or goats will do. or could we get some? surely gods can just sort of miracle that sort of thing into existence, yes?

indeed indeed, i daresay i'll get along with miss delight, though the mere fact that they style themselves gods at all rather rubs me the wrong way.

I FOUND THE COLORS!

you got good taste.

bluebird! made it out safe huh?

which one was that

oh here we go! yes it's a fun little font. i can see you like it too!

Oh, that's a very good idea! Dragon jerky! Imagine telling someone you were eating dragon jerky!

Ah, of course, I'd need to test that myself first off. Dragons would be very useful, wouldn't they, all those parts! I'd wager the claws would be good for something as well.

What! No butter?! Nooooo! How will I make pie crust without butter? It's fundamental! Oooh, I shall have to scour the whole city!

well, i'm not called "sans" for nothing.

I'll help you look, but it's unlikely we'll find any.

[ He doesn't mean to be discouraging, but perishables in this city that aren't produce from the orchard and garden? Not so much. ]

...maybe it's better if we go looking after the dragons are taken care of.

Never filleted a dragon, but back home I hunt for my own meat. Bet I could figure it out.

I'll show you some stuff I know about cutting your own shit if I get some for myself.

OH MY GOD I JUST GOT IT

[You.

He likes you.]

pretty good, right?

Man, you'll need a helluva knife to fillet dragon chops. Dunno if I can be of much help, but if ya need a really big bonfire to cook them or anything, gimme a holler!

Ah, would you? That would be nice! Mmmmmaybe we could use dragon fat as shortening? Hmmm...if nothing else, I can think of a non-dairy substitute. Have to do that anyway, got plenty of lactose-intolerant and vegan customers back home!

Oh, of course! No, no, I'm not so silly that I would go butter-hunting while there are dragons! I'll wait. I'm sure I'll find somewhere to keep the meat in the meantime! Ah, but, sorry, I didn't catch your name!

oho a do-it-yourselfer! i can get behind that!

and would you? that would be nice! though to be quite honest, i'm not too sure if i'd really need it! not much of a hunter, me. i'm a baker!

I know someone mentioned a barbecue! Wouldn't that be something? I imagine we'll need plenty of fire for that!

But can you imagine what a lovely knife it would be?

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