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[lingeringhope]

You may have noticed some abnormal behavior regarding the Door. Normally it doesn't bring in anything so large, and we did not expect it to do so this time. Delight and I have been attempting to alter the Door to send you home, as you have so often requested, but as I have said again and again, we have very little knowledge in this area. We will try again.

My appreciation for those who slew the dragons. We did not intend on their arrival, and I would be willing to grant you a favor in return for your efforts - if it's within my power, and not too foolish.

Comments

[secondreturned]

You're so mean... we really are doing our best! Have you ever tried to do something and not been really good at it right away?

[purpleknee]

[Oh...? God number three, okay. Interesting.]

Stop whining. [Warrick for FUCK'S SAKE] I did say "in my experience" didn't I? And I could say I really am doing my best not to lose my temper with everyone here, but somehow "hasn't burned anything down" isn't a quality you people consider to be nice.

[secondreturned]

I think it's very nice of you to not set fire to things, if that's what you want to do.

[purpleknee]

[what]

Oh

Well

Thanks I guess?

[Things he wasn't expecting: that.]

[secondreturned]

Of course!

I know you're upset, but try and take a break every once in awhile. Too much fighting is bad for you. You can come to my bar and have a few drinks instead!!

[purpleknee]

I don't drink.

[secondreturned]

Oh! Well, we have live music too! And good conversation!!!

[purpleknee]

Somehow I don't think I'd think the conversations would be as good to me as the rest of you. You're saying the people here have made a band between monster attacks?

[secondreturned]

I think it's just one person actually...

What do you mean by that?

[purpleknee]

It means most of you either bore or annoy me.

[secondreturned]

You haven't even met most of us yet!

[purpleknee]

Okay fine, so most of the people I've met either bore or annoy me. Better?

[secondreturned]

Only if you turn that frown upside down and think of all the interesting people you still have to meet!

[purpleknee]

No thanks.

[secondreturned]

oh...

Um, okay! Have a good day, I guess!