Hope (
lingeringhope) wrote in
hadriel2016-10-13 11:36 am
Entry tags:
- *npc post,
- ahsoka tano,
- allison argent,
- beth washington,
- bianca,
- camille (oc),
- chris,
- delight [npc],
- dorian pavus,
- dr. gottlieb,
- faith carr,
- hanako nurumi,
- henry percy,
- hope [npc],
- ichigo kurosaki,
- ishida uryuu,
- jo harvelle,
- kain highwind,
- kate galloway,
- lea,
- maketh tua,
- mello,
- nick valentine,
- papyrus,
- rashid,
- rey,
- river tam,
- sans,
- shadow the hedgehog,
- sharon da silva,
- sorrow [npc],
- wade wilson,
- warrick chopper
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You may have noticed some abnormal behavior regarding the Door. Normally it doesn't bring in anything so large, and we did not expect it to do so this time. Delight and I have been attempting to alter the Door to send you home, as you have so often requested, but as I have said again and again, we have very little knowledge in this area. We will try again.
My appreciation for those who slew the dragons. We did not intend on their arrival, and I would be willing to grant you a favor in return for your efforts - if it's within my power, and not too foolish.
My appreciation for those who slew the dragons. We did not intend on their arrival, and I would be willing to grant you a favor in return for your efforts - if it's within my power, and not too foolish.

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Haha!! That was a joke!!
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you're way funnier than sorrow.
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Sorrow doesn't put much stock in humor. I just like to have fun with it!
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you're just about the first god i've met that does.
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Especially if it makes other people mad...
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so hey, outta curiosity - if i wanted something of mine from home, could i get ya the requisite power just by telling a bunch of bad jokes?
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Of course, that's only if your jokes bring joy to others. It seems like they might bring more annoyance to some...
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just a trombone.
if it pisses 'em off instead maybe rage would be a better bet.
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What's a trombone?
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it's an instrument. got a bell, a couple slide braces, and a mouthpiece.
you need a picture?
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[After a few minutes, he attaches a photograph like so, only slightly more poorly drawn.]
is that any good?
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you blow on the little mouthpiece part and sound comes out the other end.
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We made an instrument before- we required you to make someone genuinely happy and someone really really mad at you. Like more than bad joke mad, really steamed. It doesn't have to be the same person!
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[That will be...alarmingly easy, really. He's got a whole laundry list of people who despise him thanks to some recent events.]
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I mean, you have to make someone really happy too. But yes!
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