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[lingeringhope]

You may have noticed some abnormal behavior regarding the Door. Normally it doesn't bring in anything so large, and we did not expect it to do so this time. Delight and I have been attempting to alter the Door to send you home, as you have so often requested, but as I have said again and again, we have very little knowledge in this area. We will try again.

My appreciation for those who slew the dragons. We did not intend on their arrival, and I would be willing to grant you a favor in return for your efforts - if it's within my power, and not too foolish.

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[lingeringhope]

[He has no idea what Facebook is.]

Yes, you seem to know what you're talking about. You must be quite good at friendships.

[ishotyouuu]

[You're insanely lucky. Facebook is pretty much like the DMV of the internet without actually providing a civic service.]

Oh heck yeah. I got a ton of friends. Par for the course when you've got a winning personality like mine.

[Also, that better not be sarcasm there, Hope. Self-burns are all well and good, but if you're gettin' fresh you might just win yourself a liberal libation of urine in that temple of yours.]

[lingeringhope]

Yes, that would make sense. You do seem rather adept at it.

[There is not one single trace of sarcasm.]

That sort of thing isn't my strong point.

[ishotyouuu]

Could give you more pointers, if you ever need 'em.

Maybe we could meet somewhere an' I can be your soundboard for testin' out your diplomacy skills? If that's a thing you guys can do, I mean.

...Meeting up, that is. In person.

[Wade ur drunk stop trying to get the gods to hang out with you]

[lingeringhope]

Others do. Delight can often be found at her bar. I generally do not. I have a lot to do.

[He's a busy man. God. Whatever.]

However, I thank you for the offer.

[ishotyouuu]

Hey, no prob. Offer still stands to hit me up whenever you need any quick "Talking to People 101" lessons.

Or if you just wanna shoot the shit. Social insensitivity aside, you ain't such a bad dude after all.

[Let's hope you still feel that way when you're sober, Wade.]

[lingeringhope]

Ah... thank you, I suppose. It is pleasant to be thought of as something besides a villain.

I will work on this when I am able.

[ishotyouuu]

Hey, I understand. Gotta lot of irons in the fire right now. Er, so to speak.

Just don't be a stranger, yeah? All work and no play makes Hope a dull god an' all that.