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[video - because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.] fd to 10/16.

[Hey, look! Your resident wicked witch isn't looking like he's out for blood today! Yay! Actually, he's almost…suspiciously pleased, and given the fact that the beanie he's wearing is kind of horrible and dorky, it probably has nothing to do with that… Right?]

Now this is more like it. Random useful items! I'd love to negotiate for some books, if anyone’s come across any real ones. In the meantime...

[He gently rattles the jar of bees, just enough to show it off -- poor things didn't need to be bothered any more than they already were, having been stuffed in their glass prison.]

I'd suggest that anyone hanging around Hope’s temple leaves in the next, oh… Ten minutes? That should be enough. Especially if you're allergic to bees. I'm leaving an offering for our dear, beloved god.

[BEEEEEEEEES!!]

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why

[That's it. That's the response. Sans doesn't have it in him for much else.

But seriously, dude. Why.

Beecause it's fun!

you know that pissin' off the people in control of your well-being is never a good idea, right?

[AND BOY IS HE SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE HERE]

[Awwwh, no fun.]

He doesn't. He takes care of everyone else.

so, what?
you're the exception here?

Aren't I always?

nice to know how much the rest of us matter to you.

[And just like that, Sans has come to several conclusions regarding how he feels about Warrick.]

[wow rude he's great?]

Oh come on. If he's going to come after anyone, it will be me. If not, you've still got the orchard to feed off of.

And then he would DEFINITELY deserve bees.

well, here's a fun newsflash for ya:
not everybody can eat from the orchard

[...Interesting.]

Alright. I knew that, just didn't realize it might extend to you.

[Warrick still thinks Sans is cool... It's sad that this is what's getting him to reconsider.]

Hope is getting special food for you?

food's gotta be magic for me to eat it.
sorrow's orchard won't cut it.

[A pretty indirect answer. But he knows of others who did and still do require Hope's intervention to feed themselves.]

Huh. You'd think the orchard would be plenty magical.

[Created by a god and all...]

What am I supposed to do with this jar of bees then?

why do you need something to do with a jar of bees?
what have bees every done to you?
you should bee-lieve in them.

I was! I was believing in their power of destruction.

I mean they're just flying there

in a jar

being innocent and waiting to be thrown at someone.

Why are they in a jar??

might be you're asking the wrong questions.
i'm guessing if they're here they belong to someone.

Why does someone just own a jar of bees? How long have they been in there? Are they here bees or other world bees? Was their owner also planning to harass a god? So many questions about this jar of bees.

why don't you find out who they belong to so you can ask 'em?

No, they're my bees now.

[Uh, okay.]

then i guess that answers all your questions.

Except for what I'm allowed to do with them. Do you think everyone would be so up in arms if I threatened Confusion instead? I don't like her, either.

i mean, you could.
or you could do something with the bees that won't backfire on the rest of us.

What use has Confusion really been? She almost got me killed just by coming back!

[you and me both.

But he don't say it.]

let's just hope her gps ain't reliant on her to work.

[If he had, that would have sealed the deal. With the actual text, Warrick's doing some mental scale hands.]

Is that useful?