[video - because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.] fd to 10/16.

[purpleknee]

[Hey, look! Your resident wicked witch isn't looking like he's out for blood today! Yay! Actually, he's almost…suspiciously pleased, and given the fact that the beanie he's wearing is kind of horrible and dorky, it probably has nothing to do with that… Right?]

Now this is more like it. Random useful items! I'd love to negotiate for some books, if anyone’s come across any real ones. In the meantime...

[He gently rattles the jar of bees, just enough to show it off -- poor things didn't need to be bothered any more than they already were, having been stuffed in their glass prison.]

I'd suggest that anyone hanging around Hope’s temple leaves in the next, oh… Ten minutes? That should be enough. Especially if you're allergic to bees. I'm leaving an offering for our dear, beloved god.

[BEEEEEEEEES!!]

Comments

[purpleknee]

You got that right.

[Hurray for both of them being..."disagreeable".]

Fine. It doesn't change the fact that I wouldn't want to die to begin with. That's why I cursed myself in the first place.

[verinumeri]

You are very free with bizarre information about yourself.

[purpleknee]

It's very hard to have good judgment right now!

[warrick calm down]

[verinumeri]

Your judgment is normally good?

[ Making no effort whatsoever to disguise his doubt. ]

[purpleknee]

Yes!

[FRAKKING FAIRIES HE'S GOING TO PULL HIS HAIR OUT no okay breathe]

Maybe not for some things, [most things] but those really shouldn't be counted.

[verinumeri]

[ Hermann just

if the jar of bees is still visible, he looks at it, pointedly. ]

Hm.

[ Yes, that's all he gets. ]

[purpleknee]

[hugs his jar of bees tbh]

The bees are part of bad judgment Warrick's life, but they're still a great idea, and they're better than you are, anyway!

[????? BEES]

[verinumeri]

Is speaking in the third person also part of the bad judgment part of Warrick's life?

[ Somehow, he's not terribly bothered by this guy thinking he's less than bees.

He will survive the bad opinion. Somehow. ]

[purpleknee]

[FRUSTRATED NOISES AS HE HANGS UP]