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[iustitiae]

Hello Cave-dwellers.

[Hadrielians? Hadrielites? Eh.]

I'm going to assume, since we have nothing better to do, that you've been paying attention to the wave of people offering up other people's junk. Praise be to our all knowing gods, airing everyone's dirty laundry all over the place or whatever.

[he pauses, quiet as he checks out the thing he's found.]

So this either belonged to a cop or someone with some really freaky tastes, but it appears to be a picture of an old dead guy hacked into pieces?

[this is fine this is absolutely FINE and not triggering in any way whatsoever to connor.]

In the interest of not traumatizing anyone, I'm not going to go flashing it all over the network but if you have reason to believe you're the lucky owner of some dead guy's photo, let me know.

Also - if this is some weird necrophilia kink, please, please keep that to yourself. I'm not usually here for kinkshaming, but that's pretty much where I draw the line.

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[fulminants]

[ johnny grimaces. ]

Ugh, just burn it. I'll even help you with that.

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[iustitiae]

I don't know. Someone might really want it back - far be it from me to separate them from whatever this means to them.

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[fulminants]

Maybe you should hand it back to that someone with a ten foot pole.

That's an acceptable distance for someone who likes that kind of thing, right?

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[iustitiae]

That sounds about right. Maybe carrier pigeon?

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[fulminants]

That depends. What are the odds of that person eating the pigeon?

Like Ozzy but worse.

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[iustitiae]

I'm not here for pigeon-consumption, but honestly once they get the picture it's not really my problem anymore. Theoretically they could do whatever they want with the bird and I'd be none the wiser for it.