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[therewillbeorder]

[It has been a strange couple of weeks but one thing had been nagging his thoughts. He had no recollection of being here before despite Maketh Tua recognizing him which bothered him so he was ready to see how that was possible.

Given he's not up to doing much exploring while he recovered from his encounter with Ahsoka, this seemed like the perfect time.His head still felt like it was going to split open still but his gaze was still focused as he stared at the screen of his phone.

He's not hiding who he is for this video, perfectly composed as usual. If there is anyone else from the First Order or the Empire, this should weed them out fairly efficiently.]

I suppose introductions aren't necessary given some of you may know me already. But you're going to have to refresh my memory as to who is who here if we were acquainted before.

[Hopefully that would yield some information to keep him occupied. He smirked just slightly, leaning back in his seat.]

For those of you I'm not already acquainted with, I'm sure we'll get to know each other soon enough so feel free to introduce yourself. I'm interested in getting to know who else I may be stuck here with.

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[skelebro]

Dragons. Zombies. Terrible weather.

[That last one comes with a cheeky wink, the bone of one socket folding down in a way that shouldn't be physiologically possible, all things considered.]

Loud, cheerful music played nonstop.

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[therewillbeorder]

Dragons.

[Maybe one will eat Kylo Ren. He could only hope.]

That sounds...wonderful.

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[skelebro]

Yeah, it was a real drag.

[Did he really just.]

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[therewillbeorder]

[Oh he did and Hux isn't going to reward him with a smile.]

What kind of dragons is present?

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[skelebro]

[And that would be his cue to, uh...emote at all? Or not. All right. Just means he'll have to keep pushin' until he gets a reaction.]

At present? None, unless you count the dragon steaks people were tryin' to cook up.

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[therewillbeorder]

How disappointing.

[That gets an eyebrow raise.]

What kind of creatures are here at the present moment?

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[skelebro]

What, besides yours truly?

[How to deflect the inevitable questions, a guide by Sans T. Skeleton. Step one? Deflect 'em before they even arrive. He spreads his arms wide in an exaggerated shrug.]

Oh, we got all sorts. Most of 'em ain't as nice as me, though.

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[therewillbeorder]

What are you exactly?

[He's not going to beat around the bush, Sans isn't human anyway so he's not too concerned about his manners.]

Yes, you seem very nice and helpful

[skelebro]

Sans the skeleton. I'm a monster.

[Look, he's bein' plenty helpful. And most of the things that live in the caves don't bother to tell you any jokes. Where's the fun in that?]

[therewillbeorder]

I admit you're unique. I've encountered many species before but never a talking...skeleton.

[skelebro]

You wouldn't be the first.

[Another wink. Yep, bone definitely works like that now.]

Takin' it pretty well, gotta say.

[therewillbeorder]

[That was vaguely unsettling.]

I've seen stranger species.

[skelebro]

Have you, now?

[Said in the tone of voice that all but screams please do elaborate on that.]

[therewillbeorder]

The galaxy is a rather large place.

[skelebro]

[Galaxy. Now that's a pretty significant buzzard.]

Live in space, do ya?

[therewillbeorder]

I do, I've spent most of my life in space.

Space travel is something that most everyone in the galaxy is capable of unless they are truly primitive.

[skelebro]

Or unless they're trapped Underground with no way to leave.

[Let's not be exclusionary, hmm?]

Guess this'll be a bit of an adjustment, huh?

[therewillbeorder]

I admit it will be strange remaining in one place for a great length of time.

[skelebro]

I mean, that's if you don't go right on back through the Door. Some people do that.

[And Sans sounds...very unbothered about this, all things considered.]

[therewillbeorder]

I've heard we have little control over going through the Door...or not.

[skelebro]

Yeah, pretty much. Seems like even the gods don't have a lotta control over it.

[Not that he's unused to having zero control over his life. 'Cause, uh...yeah, that ain't anything new.]

[therewillbeorder]

These are not all powerful gods then? [He doesn't believe these beings are gods at all but he's looking for more information on these beings.]

[skelebro]

They don't seem to always know who's gonna come through or why, is the thing.

[If they had more control over it, he's pretty sure they wouldn't bring in half the people that end up here based on their potential to cause real damage.]

[therewillbeorder]

Interesting. It seems like as beings who claim to be gods, they would have control over that. Did they not create this place in some way?

[skelebro]

You'd have to ask them.

[Sans might be a handy little sometimes-guide, but he really ain't the kinda guy you wanna ask in terms of learning how things work. He's just infuriatingly evasive, mostly.]